A farmewr answered the door one day to find a man on his porch, The man asked if he had any rooms to rent, as he had just moved to the area and needed somewhere to stay, and hasn’t had any luck to this point.
The farmer thought for a moment. “I do have the old outhouse, haven’t used it since we got the indoor toilet. You can rent that.”
The man was shocked, but desperate. He took the place, and the farmer noticed a satellite dish on the outhouse after a few days. A few weeks later, a secnd dish went up on the outhouse. Curious, he knocked on the door
After the small talk the farmer asks “Why do you need two satellite dishes?”
The new tenant replies “gee, I’m sorry. I should have checked with you, but I needed the extra money, so… I sublet the basement.”
I knew this story sounded familiar.
This guy is a copy-cat. Original outhouse bandit.
Possibly a not worksafe link.
Here are the details;
Robert Thomas Cobabe was arrested on January 5 for standing in Horsetooth Mountain Park, Colorado outhouse and videotaping women as they peed on him. A woman spotted the red light from his videocamera, and Cobabe initially escaped while wearing waders and other waterproof garb. He left his fingerprints behind however, and was caught later when applying for a state teaching license. Cobabe has been charged with third degree sexual assault.
How do you develop an addiction/fetish that requires you wear hip-waders while standing in human shit, to wait for more shit to drop down on you? I want to know so that I can make sure to aviod it.
Down, thar, in the tank you are
I believe that the stream does go on
Once more I open the door
And you’re beneath my seat
And my stream will go on and on
I think even he is a copycat. I read an account of something similar in My Secret Life, in which describes in all-too-much detail his pit-loitering upon the emptying of the local outhouse hitherto, when (IIRC) peeking through the cracks of the walls got old.
Close inspection of the facilities proves two things:
There is a prefabricated stool that must in some way detach from the floor for maintenance purposes, allowing the exposure of a decidedly larger opening through which the offender in question could more easily gain admittance to the chamber below;
The shape of the top of the stool, which is somewhat reminiscent of a keyhole, does not resemble the decidedly round hole through which was obtained the art-shot CalMeacham described, nor the jagged edge surrounding the hole. I’m sure it was a piece of black posterboard hastily altered for this very creative shot (which fooled me as well, at first )
[Monty Python] He had an outhouse? Luxury! Why, when I was a lad we had to crawl into a mere ditch and wait for somebody to squat above it for entertainment, and it wasn’t a deep ditch, mind you. Sometimes our naughty bits stuck out of it.[MP]
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