'Outlaws' Travel Papers

In this thread, Outlaws Legal is brought up and discussed.

Always willing to be entertained by crackpots, I browsed the site a bit and found this offer of “travel papers” that will beat any traffic ticket. Obviously, my BS scanner is going off big-time. I can’t believe that a printed sheet of paper spouting nonsense legalese like they have on the website would convince a police officer or judge that it was illegal to give a traffic ticket.

I am, however, curious. I’m definitely not going to spend $50 to buy the CD, so does anyone know what might be on these papers?