Please! Everyone knows that elfkin477 is the only real talking goat in existence and he doesn’t answer to VundeBob.
Lord Il Palazzo is convinced his family is the true royal family of Romania.
swampbear had an uncredited support role in the move “Deliverance”.
racer 72 is in fact, Racer X, the nemesis of Speed Racer.
Mr Bus Guy has been thrown out of every bar in Illinois, Iowa, Indiana and Rhode Island for his insistence on providing lap dances to total strangers.
Swampbear has had sex with everyone in this thread - for money.
rayh took all the video and still pictures of the aforementioned event, and provided the music and snacks. For free.
SnakesCatLady is exactly who Dan Brown was thinking of when he had his main character in The Davinci Code discuss the Herpetological Feline Feminine Ideal. The symbol of this ideal is generally an immense snake wrapped around Mother Earth while it’s forked tongue laps at a contented pussy cat.
Cartooniverse is not just militantly opposed to prayer in schools but wants to replace a minute of silent prayer with a minute of cockfighting and collected 194,400 names on a petition to do so even though it was in a city of only 12,000.
Sampiro was expelled from Our Lady of Torrential Rain for trying to explain to the HSIC (Head Sister in Charge) that what she thought was cockfighting was something else entirely, and when he explained what HE called cockfighting he was asked to join the Lutheran church.
Mr Bus Guy is actually an ex-dictator, who fled the country he terrorized shortly before the mobs and exorcists ( some of his . . . habits created certain suspicions, thus the latter ) caught up to him. He now hides in a basement underneath a Satanist temple, occasionally kidnapping and eating one of the Satanists to survive. Plus, he’s stealing their Internet bandwidth to post on the Dope.
**Sampiro ** actually has a conjoined twin on his chest, Quatto from Total Recall style. His name is Ted.
Their favourite night of the week is Saturday nights where they go down to the local karaoke bar and perform duets such as: Time of My Life, Don’t go breaking my heart and Islands in the stream.
They take turns at getting drunk and each week it’s one twin’s responsibility to get the other home. When it’s Sampiro’s turn to drink it is not uncommon for Ted to have to crawl home, bearing his larger, heavier twin.
Edit: Doh! took too long to type it out. Blame Ted. 
threnodyangelfire thinks flowers add a nice touch to the dining table, so flowers are always present. She reads the obituaries to discover when the funerals are so she can get them while they are fresh.
Der Trihs is really the Pope.
SnakesCateLady operates George W. Bush.
rayh is responsible for creating 84% of all documented crop circles and 76% of Care Bears fan fiction.
Lord Il Palazzo is still in hiding to avoid extradition to Colombia in connection with an attempt to replace the 1988 coca crop with Folger’s Crystals.
1010011010 put de lime in de coconut and drank 'em both down.
Most (if not all) Crystal Pepsi sold on eBay is bought by El_Kabong who plans to freeze it and carve a 50 foot tall ice sculpture of Batman and Robin.
Lord Il Palazzo purchased the black Mercury sedan driven by Jack Lord in the series “Hawaii Five-O” and most nights sits in it in his garage, alternating between yelling “Surf’s up, punks”, making siren noises, and shouting “Book’em Danno!”
El_Kabong’s location (“Smack Dab in the Middle”) is surprisingly accurate. Physicists from Yale university recently released the results of a study showing which indicates that El_Kabong is, in fact, the center of the know universe.