I beleive that tomndeb are actually two people. This is the only way he can be so versed in such a wide range of interest. It’s also the only way he can remain so level headed. When tom gets fustrated with a particularly hardheaded poster, deb takes over the computer and when deb types in the words “you putz!” tom runs over and gently pries her fingers away from the keyboard.
I believe that Fenris and Scylla (or is that Scylla and Fenris?) are really the same person. They just don’t realize it.
I believe that Polycarp wears nerhu jackets all the time. And UncleBeer wears overalls.
I believe Collounsbury has a big, huge 'fro. The kind that bounces when you walk. He also does shock standup (that working overseas thing is just a cover-up). The kind of comedy that Andy Kaufman used to do. I imagine 2/3rds of the audience gets up and walks out during the middle of his routine. The rest of them stay and laugh their asses off, but feel guilty about it. In the morning he blames the bad reception on vodka.
I believe that Qadgop the Mercotan is actually Humphrey the Good Magician from Xanth.
I believe that celestina is really, really tiny.
O.K… I’m insane. But it’s a good thing that the nice men in white let me have this padded keyboard and don’t give me too many meds when my imaginary world gets too vivid.
tomndebb actually is two people! Cool, huh? It’s just tom that posts most of the time. But I think you’re probably right about the posting style.
I’m also with you on the Fenris/Scylla thing. I’m waiting for the day that we see a poster named **Fylla[/b or Scenris or something like that, and my suspicions will be confirmed.
Can’t be. He has uglier hands[sup]1[/sup], I’m in far worse shape and much heavier. He’s married to the (by all accounts) very cool Mrs. Scylla, I’m single.
And I’m much cuter and have more posts in “Teeming Extras”
Fenris
(who’s flattered to be compared to Scylla. Even if he doesn’t realize the correct order that our names should go in! :D)
[sup]1[/sup]Which, along with the “Fck you, bad sht” post, is my favorite Scylla post.
Ok, are you a gorgeous, buxom-y redhead who wears a “Josie and the Pussycats” outfit and travels around the country solveing crimes with the help of a smart-“mouthed” computer which is ‘possessed’ by a bumbling angel who must do three good deeds to win his halo and wings?
I’m convinced Scylla and Fenris are separate people. Scylla carries a shotgun and has a towel wrapped around his head at all times. I must follow his direction and preach his gospel. Fenris, wears a fedora whenever possible, and if he can get away with it, some Blues brothers type sunglasses. Be a great drinking buddy though. Hamadryad is actually my younger fraternal twin, from whom I was separated at birth,(forget that she’s a bit younger than me). Elenfair is a stunning beauty who leaves men groveling at her feet with the merest glance. (Of course, I think her personality, charm and wit do this too.)
LindyHopper, I imagine him scouring the thrift stores for those 30’s handpainted neckties, especially the ones with the women in cheesecake poses adorning them. Jarbabyj, her I just imagine stuck in the middle of thousands of crazed women, hunting the racks of a clearnace sale on power tools. (Okay, so I fantasize about being there to witness her cursing the crap out of thousands of sale-hounds.)
There’s more I think about posters here, but I’ll stop now before I really defile myself.
[sub]Medication time, already?[/sub]
Nah, Euty is an Oil Can Harry type. He’s always got a sweet word to whisper in any gal’s ear. The guys trust him 'cuz he seems so cool, but they don’t know he’s got their moms, sisters and daughters secretly lusting after him. Tequila is Ethel Merman, but much slimmer.
Oh and Batz Ma. . . Mar. . . whatever reads dirty online anime comics about guys with dead girlfriends and other guys who masterbate obssesively.
