I believe you should not be confusing us newbies with such tales. You know how impressionable we can be.
I believe Wolverine is not surprised to see I mentioned him.
I believe jarbaby is as cute as a bug-in-a-rug(ya’ know, that saying don’t sound so nice when you analyze it). I actually think she’s as cute as a teddy-bear-in-a-rug(but not that Teddy from A.I…yeesh!).
I believe Paul the Younger is actually…older.
I believe Mahaloth is about to go make his sig. shorter becuase this longer one isn’t working out(hasta la vista, siggy!)
Well, lets see.
“The truth was that Humfrey was a crotchety old man who preferred isolation in the wilderness.”
–Piers Anthony, “A spell for Chameleon”
Except for the old part, I can identify. Heck, I even identify with the old part!
Qadgop
I believe that MGibson is actually Mel Gibson. Every time I see his posts, I picture Mel sitting in his office, just typing away on the SDMB.
And if he isn’t Mel, he must be at least as handsome:)
[sub]Yes, I know, he always signs his posts as “Marc.” This is probably just a ruse to keep us from discovering his true identity. But I’m far too clover for you, Mel.[/sub]
I believe that Crunchy Frogis the recently viewed a movie where someone said “That, ma’am, is a damnable lie!” and decided that he liked the phrase enough to use it at every opportunity. 
(Take that, you, you AUTHOR you. I’ll get you back for having more motivation than me, one day at a time…)
I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them … oh, is this off topic?
That, sir, is a damnable lie!
I am NOT “the recently viewed a movie…” and I don’t care what you’ve heard from others!
Awwwwwwww…poop. Ya got me.
But, allow me to rephrase:
I believe that Crunchy Frog is a stupid-head. A really, really big stupid head. And a poop face.
Come back from THAT, witty man!
I’d also like to add that my dad could take your dad, and if you think otherwise, I’ll meet you at the flagpole after school.
Poop face is not politically correct. We prefer to be called the “attractively challenged.”
I believe Upham is the coolest human being alive.
I believe Mercutio is not of this Earth.
I believe that the ever-lovable Mr Cynical (sorry man, I’ll never get used to the manservant thing…) is really an enormous, living teddy bear who wants nothing more than to spread love, cheer, and jellybeans to everyone he meets. 
I believe WickedBlue is really good at Scrabble.
I believe Mnementh to be the most irresistable of men.
[sub]
I believe Mnementh needs his meds. And a beer. And another beer.[/sub]
I believe Persephone has about a jillion gorgeous flowering houseplants and walks around in a long flowing gown a lot.
I think Cecil gets most of his best answers at seances with the ghost of John Cameron Swazey.
I believe that should you ever invite spoofe to your house for a party, you should lock up the toothbrushes and the toothpaste, and that should you ever invite oldscratch you should make sure that the pets are at the boarding kennels.
I believe jarbabyj can actually do wirework moves like in the Matrix, in real life.
I believe that Scylla could kick my ass in several dozen distinct fashions, blindfolded.
I believe that iampunha has absolutely no idea how handsome he is. That one baffles me.
I believe that someday, a surprising percentage of the SDMB membership will be employed by Jester, or one of his subsidiaries.
I believe Ad Noctum is actually a 46-year-old venture capitalist who just likes saying things like “doody” and “booger”.
I believe that someday, somehow, Matt_mcl will save the world. It will probably involve the metro.
I believe that Duck Duck Goose is actually either Berke Breathed or Bill Watterson.
I believe that BlackKnight will never be mentioned in any thread such as this, since he is horribly asocial and doesn’t make friends easily.
You have any URLs for these comics???
I typically use a straw.
Ah, sorry about that, Ginger, but I’m 19. Ask any of the people I’ve met, such as:
weirddave, pldennison, sqrl cub, spritle, pucette, goboy, le sang, jonathan chance, john corrado, wendell wagner … 
I believe that uglybtch is neither ugly nor a btch. I base this only on her (the “her” is a guess based on the “btch” part) thinking and writing skills, which I admire.
Of course there are others here whose thinking and writing I admire. I mention uglybtch to show newbie solidarity.
I graduated from high school in Plano, Texas. I don’t remember anyone named Manhattan in town.
Marc