Outrageous lies about the previous poster.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Annie wears a “very special necklace” with a bead for every ear and nose she has bitten off of a man who has done her wrong, and she has a dozen giant sons who carry her on their shoulders smiling through her moustache. She also is the only known wearer of Lee Press On Nostrils.
I get that damned song stuck in my head whenever I see your name and am glad I finally got to quote from it. :wink:
[/QUOTE]

Well done!

swampbear has never even been in a swamp. He has, however, been inside a bear.

don’t ask.

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**Annie-Xmas ** was the hand behind Fozzie bear in the Muppet show

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

swampbear has never even been in a swamp. He has, however, been inside a bear.

[/QUOTE]

The bear didn’t mind at all. :smiley:

Kotick has a life sized replica of Richard Nixon displayed prominently in her living room.

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Swampbear holds the record for the world’s largest tinfoil ball. He plans to launch it into orbit some time next year.

265

[QUOTE=BluMoon]
Swampbear holds the record for the world’s biggest tinfoil ball. He plans to launch it into orbit some time next year.
[/QUOTE]

BluMoon is building an edition onto his/her home using only barbed wire, packing peanuts and glitter.

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[QUOTE=swampbear]
The bear didn’t mind at all. :smiley:
[/QUOTE]

::nervous laugh::

swampbear’s embyo was launched into orbit on Sputnik. When it returned, his “mother” was implanted and he was raised as an earthling, but some of us know the real truth.

267

[QUOTE=swampbear]
photopat insists on drying her clothes one piece at a time on the delicate cycle. People in laundromats everywhere hate photopat for this reason.
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Again, these are supposed to be lies! And it’s not “her.”

268

Mr Bus Guy was the first person to kiss photopat.

And guess where I got the two detachable penises.

269

rayh has maple syrup instead of blood, and melted butter for buttocks.

270

Daithi Lacha is sexually attracted to pancakes.

271

Hugh Jass should know; he earned his username by once eating three million flapjacks in one sitting.

272

Elendil’s Heir knows how to barter sexual favors for cheese in at least 5 different languages.

273

Lord Il Palazzo is the reason Koko won’t mate with other gorillas. I’d say more, but Koko told me his threats (involved her signs for balls, machete, Nair, and Stalinist purge).

274

Lord Il Palazzo is the Emperor of Neo-Rome, a little unknown kingdom just outside Monaco. He bathes in the blood of left-handed somnabulist virgins, and enjoys oxen cheese with his ostrich steaks.

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Fucking A Sampiro! ::grumbles::

Sampiro dances with the devil in the pale moonlight, and likes it!

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Fucking A Sampiro! ::grumbles::

Sampiro dances with the devil in the pale moonlight, and likes it!
[/QUOTE]
Autolycus dances with Sampiro in the pale moonlight, and Sampiro likes it!

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Autolycus, Sampiro and Lord Il Palazzo were the three witches in Shakespear’s MacBeth.

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[QUOTE=rayh]
Autolycus, Sampiro and Lord Il Palazzo were the three witches in Shakespear’s MacBeth.
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Anastasia, is that you? It is you! Rayh, you can stop with the cover-up now.

279

5-4 Fighting once killed a yeti with a jawbone from an Amazonian musk ox.

280

Many stoners are convinced that VunderBob owns a talking goat. He doesn’t, but it does knit.