Well done!
swampbear has never even been in a swamp. He has, however, been inside a bear.
don’t ask.
**Annie-Xmas ** was the hand behind Fozzie bear in the Muppet show
The bear didn’t mind at all. 
Kotick has a life sized replica of Richard Nixon displayed prominently in her living room.
Swampbear holds the record for the world’s largest tinfoil ball. He plans to launch it into orbit some time next year.
BluMoon is building an edition onto his/her home using only barbed wire, packing peanuts and glitter.
::nervous laugh::
swampbear’s embyo was launched into orbit on Sputnik. When it returned, his “mother” was implanted and he was raised as an earthling, but some of us know the real truth.
Again, these are supposed to be lies! And it’s not “her.”
Mr Bus Guy was the first person to kiss photopat.
And guess where I got the two detachable penises.
rayh has maple syrup instead of blood, and melted butter for buttocks.
Daithi Lacha is sexually attracted to pancakes.
Hugh Jass should know; he earned his username by once eating three million flapjacks in one sitting.
Elendil’s Heir knows how to barter sexual favors for cheese in at least 5 different languages.
Lord Il Palazzo is the reason Koko won’t mate with other gorillas. I’d say more, but Koko told me his threats (involved her signs for balls, machete, Nair, and Stalinist purge).
Lord Il Palazzo is the Emperor of Neo-Rome, a little unknown kingdom just outside Monaco. He bathes in the blood of left-handed somnabulist virgins, and enjoys oxen cheese with his ostrich steaks.
Fucking A Sampiro! ::grumbles::
Sampiro dances with the devil in the pale moonlight, and likes it!
Autolycus dances with Sampiro in the pale moonlight, and Sampiro likes it!
Autolycus, Sampiro and Lord Il Palazzo were the three witches in Shakespear’s MacBeth.
Anastasia, is that you? It is you! Rayh, you can stop with the cover-up now.
5-4 Fighting once killed a yeti with a jawbone from an Amazonian musk ox.
Many stoners are convinced that VunderBob owns a talking goat. He doesn’t, but it does knit.