That “Werewolf… now with Mafia!” game that’s run to 70+ pages? swampbear’s heroic attempt to perpetrate the most epic (and expensive, now that the Dope is PTP) feat of sockery in the history of the Internet. Every participant in that thread is him. 
Malacandra has no toes and instead he uses string beans to stuff his sock-ends. Hmm…is this a sock-themed thread?
ScareyFaerie keeps Malacandra’s old toes in a jar on her desk.
hocow is the number one fan of Donny and Marie Osmond.
swampbear is has quite an impressive merkin collection. He owns thousands of specimens including one worn by George Washington as he crossed the Delaware.
Lord Il Palazzo believes soap operas are real, and the cameras just follow a bunch of people around as they live their daily lives.
Annie-Xmas invented telemarketing.
rayh makes his living as a fully-costumed Sioux chief in a Wild West show - a useful outlet for his talents, since he can plug a nickel with a Winchester at two hundred yards. Fortunately, his secret fear of mice has yet to be discovered by his co-performers, who would otherwise rib him mercilessly.
Silimar to Malacandra, who was born in 2006, the daughter of Anna Nicole and Larry.
Annie-Xmas cannot tell men from women - an unusual and occasionally embarrassing condition, especially when waking up with a complete stranger after a wild night.
Malacandra is compelled to sharpen the pencils of complete strangers, even their mechanical pencils.
swampbear drags naughty children into his watery lair and makes a surprisingly piquant fricassee from their livers.
LittlePlasticNinja counts the matches in every box he buys, in order to establish whether the average content really is 79. Owing to a bad fright as a child, however, he never actually lights a fire with them.
Malacandra wears footie pajamas to bed.
Mr Bus Guy invented Al Gore.
VunderBob, Guatemalian drug lord, once had me kidnapped, brought to his slave camp, and beaten until I revealed how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
ArizonaTeach likes to sunbathe covered head to toe in raspberry ripple ice-cream, with a couple of judiciously-placed chocolate flakes and a light dusting of parmesan. Nobody knows why, but there are rumours it has something to do with squirrels.
ScareyFaerie then licks it off. Though we don’t talk about the mistake over the chocolate flake.
ScareyFaerie has a weird speech impediment where she must rhyme every word in a sentence before saying the next word. “I bye am jam on don the eeee Straight waight Dope mope.” It explains her user name, and also explains why people don’t want to talk with her.
ScareyFaerie once successfully cured rectal cancer with 10 gallons of whipped cream and an old boot.