vunderbob is the head of the Mallard Fillmore Society, pledging allegiance to the duck.
You’re supposed to be telling lies. I’m a big Mallard Fillmore fan. Try again. 
Shecky is the only stand-up comedian on the Catskills circuit who tells his punchlines in Swahili.
Just so’s she does not feel left out… Annie-Xmas buys up massive quantities of leftover marshmallow peeps after Easter and gives 'em out to trick or treaters at Hallow’een.
VunderBob attempted marketing Mary Janes for men as a sideline several years back.
That’s a vicious lie—I buy up massive quantities of leftover marshmellow peeps after Easter and eat them all myself. I loves me some stale Peeps.
swampbear once parachuted into the offices of the Chicago Reader hoping to ambush Cecil Adams. It was not a successful trip.
Annie-Xmas once huffed and puffed, and blew a house down.
One of VunderBob’s sisters was killed when a house fell on her. His other sister got really pissed off, but it didn’t bother** VB** at all.
SnakesCatLady collects Wal-Mart gift cards. She sticks the really pretty ones to her fridge with Gorilla Glue.
hocow does not understand the ho fuss about what Imus said.
Annie-Xmas has an entire wardrobe made out of the classified sections from Sunday newspapers.
Swampbear is a moderator of a Men With an Exceedingly Musky Aroma forum.
Hugh Jass is the reason the Men With an Exceedingly Musky Aroma forum was founded.
Beating out Swampbear on domain registration by 5 minutes, for which I have never been forgiven.
Hugh Jass once lent his friend, a struggling cartoonist, $500 dollars. His friend offered to pay the money back, or Hugh could get 1% of all future earnings from a new animated series his friend was trying to get on television. Hugh refused, saying he didn’t believe the idea was worth the $50,000 it would have to make to pay him back the initial investment.
The cartoonist later worked the name of Hugh Jass into the program. And Hugh felt like a huge ass.
No, that’s me…
Meanwhile, Annie-Xmas once threw her panties onto the stage at a Gallagher show.
Monstre once threw Gallagher onto the stage at a Panties Show (not that there’s anything wrong with that- any excuse for doing bodily harm to Gallagher is acceptable).
Sampiro is the true author of “The Da Vinci Code” and “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” series of bathroom books.
Electrical Storm has reported this thread to the mods as a post padding party.
Rayh has orally serviced every single member of the Bush Cabinet. Both terms.
Elendil’s Heir is not Elendil’s heir.
Ex Scientia weebles when he should wobble and during the Cold War that was no small thing.