5-4-Fighting sends out invitations to tea parties to random names and addresses he copies out of the phone book.
Swampbear is so called because in a previous life as a gay Revolutionary soldier he once ate the Swamp Fox.
Sampiro believes he once saw the face of the Virgin Mary in a Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Sunrazor believes he once saw Elvis eating a Dairy Queen Blizzard with the Virgin Mary
Annie-Xmas believes she is the Virgin Mary.
Hocow believes she is a Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Sampiro does a lot of work with unwed mothers. Y’know, just helping them get their start.
Elendi’s Heir is actually zombie Deagol risen from the grave. He craves fish brains and has an uncontrollable lust for women with hairy feet.
**Elendil’s Heir ** has a PHat one and, because I promised, that’s *all * I’m saying.
5-4-Fighting and Auto are conspiring to take down the French government.
Hocow once extinguished a forest fire by belching the Star Spangled Banner.
“Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?”
VunderBob.
rayh is such a stickler for always leaving the house wearing clean underwear that he/she phones the neighbors every morning just to make sure they are wearing clean underwear.
swampbear is not a bear, nor does he live in a swamp. He’s a shoggoth.
**Der Trihs ** has got it all wrong; **Swampbear ** is a htoggohs.
You know how you always seem to lose one sock when you do the laundry? 5-4-Fighting is the culprit. He is making a monument of Rick Santorum composed entirely of left socks.
hocow is so into recycling he visits every day care in his area to get all the dirty diapers. He then recycles them into component parts for recycling.
SnakesCatLady was actually killed 22 years ago at a Police concert. She loved the “Ghost in the Machine” album so much, she found a way to become one.
Tripler
They find her laptop covered in ectoplasm every morning.
Tripler pulled the trigger at the Police concert. How else would he know?
*I’m a she BTW. 
Hocow once wrote an ode to toejam.