VunderBob has webbed fingers.
Mr Bus Guy has eight fully functional penii. He truly masturbates like a mother fuck.
You just made the Wife launch a full-scale inspection, I thank you!!! 
Autolycus is the inventor of the cue ball in billiards. Prior to his invention, barrooms sat quietly while people stared and wondered…
Mr. Bus Guy is the last living descendant of Jesus Christ and his first wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor. (This is especially amazing since Jesus & Zsa Zsa’s son was known to history as “The Virgin Mario”.)
Yankee!
Christ, I probably shouldn’t tell you about what Zoe did. I can’t see what possible good could come from telling you how many times I saw her enter and exit the same hotel over the course of a night.
mswas only knows about what went on in there because she was Zoe’s pimp at the time.
enigm4tic’s greatest unfulfilled ambition is to see his Concerto for One-Man Band and Cylinder Lawnmower performed at Carnegie Hall.
Malacandra isn’t allowed back in the public library after the incident
Shecky has the world’s largest collection of bowties and still can’t figure out how to tie one, so only wears the clip on kind.
Swampbear works for a major newspaper, wears thick, nerdy glasses as a disguise, and deflects bullets with his chest.
VunderBob thinks black knee high socks and sandals are the height of fashion for summer wear.
swampbear was on first base.
rayh believes that the moon is made of Caerphilly cheese and that mankind is descended from eels.
ScareyFaerie is Jorgen Von Strangle.
rayh likes to sneak into peoples houses and reprogram their Tivos to record porn.
swampbear is NOT a geek who spends all his time on the internet. 
rayh is a geek who spends all his time on the internet.
OBJECTION: These are supposed to be lies!
swampbear is not a charter member, he only got that status by threatening to post the pictures of Tuba “motivating” the hamsters.
Rayh drives a jacked up 4X4 pick’em up truck that measures 42 ax handles and a plug of tobacco tall.