VunderBob still wears a pair of Wonder Woman underoos, but only when looking to get lucky.
Shecky is one of the unfortunate few diognosed with debilitating autophopia - the fear of oneself. For this reason, among others, her home is entirely devoid of mirrors, and her real name remains a well guarded secret.
Septima is in reality RADM Grace Murray Hopper, and can therefore be blamed for the horror that is COBOL.
Candice Bergen has a life-size poster of **Vunderbob ** on her bedroom ceiling, which she stares at while masturbating.
Sunrazor wants a life size poster of VunderBob to plaster on his/her bedroom ceiling next to the poster of Candace Bergen already plastered on the ceiling.
Swampbear wants a life-size poster of Sunrazor burying VunderBob in a bathtub full of custard while Candace Bergen sits on the side of the tub eating baked beans straight from the tin.
ScareyFaerie has the life ambition to buy 240 dollars worth of pudding.
“Cook, then we chill.”
Shecky is a member of the “Cat of the Month Club”. Genetically engineering cats that only live for 30 days was difficult, but adds variety.
Sampiro would like nothing more than to have Anne Robinson of The Weakest Link make him bark like a dog.
VunderBob belongs to a secret society whose members pledge not to move their bowels more often than every 40 hours.
saoirse collects the aforementioned movements for an already voluminous personal collection.
If you listen to The Beatles’ “She’s Leaving Home” backwards, you hear John Lennon’s voice saying “DustyButt murdered Paul.”
If Lord Il Palazzo were to eat an orange, the world as we know it would come to an end.
Regallag_The_Axe once tried to make a political statement by burning a flag, but couldn’t find one and ended up burning an old Grateful Dead t-shirt. Nobody noticed (except the cop that wrote the ticket for burning without a permit).
I burning your t-shirt?
InvisibleWombat dresses up like a normal person.
Rayh’s farts are classified as Category 1A biohazards by the Environmental Protection Agency, and subjected to a stringent permitting process.
Before embarking on a successful carreer in ‘roadkill recycling’, Elendil’s Heir coined the phrase, “He who smelt it, dealt it.”
RedSwinglineOne, true to his/her name, has the world’s largest collection of used staples which he/she likes to fashion into earrings to give to orphans who can’t afford to get their ears pierced.
Swampbear dearly wishes the Constitution could be amended again so that President Bush could run for a third term.
Elendil’s Heir secretly wishes he were going bald so he could wear a Donald Trump comb-over.