Sunrazor perfected the art of bonsai kitties.
VunderBob sells him the wire and the hapless little felines for his PETA-disapproved hobby.
My ex unfortunately agrees with you.
By practicing on Elendil’s Heir.
rayh has unsuccessfully tried to sell frozen turnipsicles every summer for the past ten years.
Swampbear has spent fourteen years practicing signing his name backwards (right-to-left) with a pen held between the toes of his left foot. He can almost do it now.
Ouch!
Invisible Wombat dreams of being an Apprentice Elf Third Class in Santa’s Workshop.
Sunrazor forgets to leave the house wearing clothes at least three times a week. This is a remarkable improvement over past behaviors, however.
Swampbear’s original Doper name was “Swampbare,” but he was forced to change it because he insisted on including “ASCII art” illustrations of himself in his sig.
And then (dare I dream it) a dentist!
Sunset Blvd was almost identical to an incident in Swampbear’s life, except instead of Hollywood it took place in Nashville, instead of a pistol it was a shotgun, and instead of a forgotten silent film superstar it was Hee-Haw’s Lulu Roman.
Sampiro gets sexually aroused at the sound of fingernails being scraped down a blackboard.
Sampiro is, in real life, the manager of the trailer park featured on My Name Is Earl.
rayh hopes one day to live in that trailer park.
InvisibleWombat is the only person ever to be kicked out of that trailer park.
swampbear can roast a chicken in two seconds, yet he cannot love.
Well not after seeing Ex Scientia “loving” a roast chicken.
Rayh thought that Baron Harkonnen was totally hawt in the David Lynch movie of Dune.
Elendil’s Heir is a stripper who only accepts mint-condition two dollar bills.
Ex Scientia always gives me oddly-soiled two-dollar bills, dammit.
It’s **Elendil’s Heir’s ** fault they’re oddly soiled.
**Ex Scientia ** possesses a superfluous third nipple, testicle, eyesocket and earlobe.
saoirse is the last living Civil War veteran.
Mr Bus Guy drives a bus.
(If I remember from my welcoming thread, you coordinate the buses, and not drive one. Hope I’m right.)