Ex Scientia dreams of being Miss Argentina’s hair stylist/food taster one day.
swampbear wants to get a teaching degree, revert to his sixteen year old self and teach as a student* and* pick up chicks.
Ex Scientia takes martial arts classes at a place called “Mojo’s Dojo.”
Well, the pickin’ up chicks part is definitely an outrageous lie… 
Hugh Jass wants to be one of my students.
Hugh Jass is an alias. His real name is Carol.
Ex Scientia has learned to say, “where is the bathroom?” in every known language and dialect, “just in case”. Yet oddly enough, in english, pronounces it bafroom.
swampbear and RedSwinglineOne had a torrid love affair during last year’s world series.
hocow will pee in your pool.
Then swampbear will drink it.
rayh claims to have dated a lot of supermodels but by dating, it really means stalking.
swampbear was one of those supermodels.
rayh puts the lotion onto his skin or else he gets the hose again. And he likes it… he LLIIIKKKESSS it…
Sampiro eats the soup I make. He is truly a brave soul.
**Autolycus **was the princess of all saiyans, but then she discovered better anime, Negima.
ouryL can prepare a nourishing and delicious meal for a family of four using only the contents of his shoe-cleaning kit plus half an onion.
You take that back! DBZ is GOD!
Malacandra is a gigantic sentient squid that feasts on the souls of the damned. She is Cthulu’s second cousin through marriage. Her favorite song is “Night on Bald Mountain,” and she is the world’s tap dancing champion.
He.
:rolleyes:
But I use my own ladle.
Autolycus was Gary Coleman’s kept boy for 3 years.
Sampiro unsuccessfully mounted a coup at his high school after he was not crowned homecoming queen.
swampbear successfully mounted a cop named Sven Doolittle at his high school after he was not crowned homecoming queen. the rest, shall we say, is history.