Of course 5-4-fighting is not his real name…
rayh became enraged after the cop was mounted because he wanted to be first.
**Swampbear ** haunts public restrooms writing **Sampiro’s ** name and phone number on the stall walls.
Swampbear once killed a man just for snoring too loud. And he wasn’t even there when the guy snored- he just heard about it second-hand.
(And I only mounted the coup when my date wouldn’t put out.)
That’s how I met Sunrazor (who still owes me $.50 for the half of the peanuts he ate from the rest area vending machine).
Sampiro is an organ grinder monkey equipped with a smart helmet. His uncle is Professor Farnsworth from Futurama. The site of bananas drives him into a fit of existential rage.
Autolycus aspires to be the world’s most powerful notary public/prostitute.
SwampBear is able to blast a hole through the seat of his underwear AND pants!
DustyButt chases Greyhound buses as a hobby.
Swampbear is endeavouring to become the world’s most renowned regurgitation specialist, and be lauded in the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum on the Goldcoast of Australia. At last count he could swallow and regurgitate at one sitting: 43 nickels, a barbie head (sans hair), a lego man, 2 diet coke lids and a small plastic octopus used as a fishing lure.
swampbear invented a time machine then lost it by accidentally pressing the ‘go’ button.
**Mr. Bus Guy ** can’t find his ass with two hands, a map, a compass and a book of matches. He decided to light the matches first though.
Stay out of certain parts of the downtown area (it’s cordoned off) and just watch the 10 o’clock news, is all I’m going to say.
5-4-Fighting has played at least 3 games of bowling with each of the past 6 United States Presidents.
Lord iL Palazzo was raised by sheepherders in the northern part of Scotland and to this day wails ‘momma!!!’ upon merely hearing mention of lambchops.
MrBusGuy KNOWS Michael Jackson.
Dustybutt doesn’t KNOW it was Micheal Jackson… s/he just wishes it was…
FML
Every item in Full Metal Lotus’s house is filed in alphabetical order.
Malacandra has a fully developed theory that we all exist in Doc Ellis’s 1970 acid trip, and has been working fiendishly to prove it for the last 12 years. So far his experiments have done nothing but send hundreds of fireflies into the future. He is currently awaiting trial for violating the Prime Directive.
Serious note:
Is my graduating class the only one so far to have a male prom queen?
fetus has a massive collection of ladders, and enjoys using them to climb onto the roofs of complete strangers houses.
swampbear still hasn’t found anything better to do.