Rayh once met a blond Chinese girl who only had the hots for Jewish cowboys. He said to her, “Hi. I’m Bucky Goldstein…”
Vunderbob breaks into a cold sweat whenever he is around linoleum.
CairoCarol makes the perfect houseguest, except that unless you watch her like a hawk she will eat the entire contents of your fridge, including the ice-cube tray. She displays no shame about this whatsoever.
Malacandra has a personalised set of wrenches, each one tied with a little pink bow.
ScareyFaerie once tried to snort Cool Whip.
VunderBob moonlights in an 80s cover band called the Whip Its. They only perform rap songs, though.
Shecky is actually better known at the “Popcicle Stick Killer”. Very messy; “We didn’t know you could do that to people with a Popcicle stick” the cops said.
Der Trihs username has an unneeded “r” in it. She/He actually does have red shit.
Annie-Xmas is addicted to paint by numbers sets and connect the dots.
swampbear is incapable of writing a cursive e, which on one occasion was all that stood between him and a school prize for calligraphy.
Malacandra never goes anywhere without a pocketful of red crayons and a box of Raisinettes.
swampbear once held the Georgia Elementary School state record for eating Ho-Ho’s. He ate 73 in two minutes.
Mr Bus Guy has permission from his wife to go on a boys’ night out once a month provided he wears pink leather lederhosen and carries a purple stuffed skunk.
ScareyFaerie believes she is the inspiration for Hermione of the Harry Potter books.
Sunrazor was once known as the Slam Dunk Champion of the Turkmenistani Basketball Association. That, of course, came to an end in the late 1960s when they changed the regulations.
Shecky does whale impressions without the need of a costume.
rayh spend six years living in the woods outside of Thunder Bay, Ontario. There were no other humans around, just moose.
Cartooniverse is highly aroused by Brian from Family Guy.
Boy, you’ve got that right…
I mean, er…
hocow comes by his name honestly. Growing up in the Midwest, he mistook cowtipping for, well. Draw your own bovine conclusions.
Cartooniverse once killed two men in Reno, just to watch them die.