Elendil’s Heir secretly dresses as a gnome and hangs around outside strip clubs in the middle of the night offering to escort men over 6’ tall to their cars.
ScareyFaerie thinks Pauly Shore is a misunderstood genius with leading man good looks who was one good script away from super stardom. “Bio-dome rocked!”
RedSwinglineOne does things with staplers you don’t want to know about.
Elendil’s Heir once started a message board devoted solely to My Little Pony trivia.
We are ALL figments of 'Unca Cecil’s imagination
MacTech is Cecil Adams. So he should know.
MacTech is actually a closeted Windoze power-user, owning no less than 3 computers that are running Vista.
And s/he sports a tattoo of Bill Gates on the left buttcheek.
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies makes dog biscuits. From collie flour.
VunderBob like to pee on famous oil paintings.
Regallag_The_Axe believes that the CIA is spying on him while he dances in his underwear to ABBA songs.
Most modern art isn’t worth the piss I spray over it… 
Regallag_The_Axe gives away his true identity by way of an anagram. Regallag → Gallager, so it’s not an axe he wields, but a Sledge-O-Matic.
Since Photopat got in the way of my post, s/he was once befuddled for three days by being told to go into a round barn and pee in the corner.
Charles Dickens based Scrooge on VunderBob.
(This has been fun, but I’ll lie about y’all later. I"m running out of material)
No you’re not.
rayh had originally wanted to call them Sad Meals.
Shecky is not green.
Elendil’s Heir is Still Not King, and may in fact be a Pervy Hobbit-Fancier
Sam will kill him before he tries anything…
MacTech has a disturbingly unhealthy fondness for the Burger King.
swampbear (why is it I keep checking this thread right after him??) was sent to counseling as a child because his teacher said he only colors in black and grey crayon. After months of expensive therapy, Lithium and even some mysterious treatments involving needles and earlobes, it was discovered that he had simply lost all the other crayons in the box.