Mr Bus Guy does stuff with crayons that the Crayola head office would be shocked to learn about. And then he doesn’t even wash his hands.
Elendil’s Heir knows who’s buried in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, and it’s because EH put him there (with a shovel and a bribed guard).
He was only burying the evidence for you, Sampiro.
Sampiro is actually a straight porn star from Ontario, who has a unique physiological response to writing prolifically. It affects him like Viagra. He’s always wanted to live way down south of the Mason-Dixon line, and uses those fantasies as fuel for his writings which are in turn fuel for his lucrative porn career.
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies believes washing will eventually dissolve his skin off, so he doesn’t. For the last 30 years.
whoops, wrong thread
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies likes to post in the wrong threads. 
Annie-Xmas is so vain, she thinks the holiday was named after her and she thinks the song is about her.
Well, if by “fondness” you mean “wants to ram a 12-gauge shotgun up it’s nose and pull the trigger”, then yes, you could say i have a “fondness” for the King
Swampbear is actually a Sirius Cybernetics GPP Prototype, and has an obsession with Sid and Marty Krofft television shows from the '70s, particularly H.R. Puffinstuf…
MacTech gargles every morning with a cup of pureed haggis.
MacTech likes to edit his posts for 3 hours to make sure he really gets it right.
Duckster collects pubic hairs off the seats in public toilets.
Duckster’s posts don’t echo.
RayH once ate an entire porcupine in one sitting, tied all of the quills into knots with his tongue, and then made a statue of Swampbear out of them.
Someone who understands my id!
InvisibleWombat is really a drop bear.
In Welsh, “rayh” is pronounced “Calam bahaki clow jurn may tappen” and means “Up yours, you fat worthless American bastards!”, so he insults us whenever he posts.
Hey! Where’s my last lie? :dubious: I’m hurt. 
photopat was once a California Driver’s Instructor and used to boast teaching Paris Hilton how to drive.
Duckster does not believe there is a gold reserve at Fort Knox. He believes the gold reserve is stored in a warehouse behind a Wal*Mart in Eureka, Kansas.
That’s “I fyny eiddo , 'ch bloneg 'n ddiwerth Americanwr bastardiaid”. From here if you are interested.
Sampiro is Welsh for “sucky sucky fucky fucky”.
swampbear writes all those badly translated Japanese instructions for electrical appliances. Only they are not translations, he really talks like that.
That actually translates from Welsh to English as “Up his, ‘dogs lard’ heartburn worthless American bastards”, which I prefer.
rayh was actually born in Bozeman, Montana, to parents of Chinese and Greek extraction. His claims of Welsh ancestry are the result of a dyslexic condition while putting his way through college working in a bumpersticker factory in Union City, California. The heat and fumes from a 10,000 copy run of “Save The Whales For Jesus,” caused him to suffer a migraine where he is unable to comprehend the letter “h.” He also suffers from double-posting mania.