Duckster is president of the world’s only AMERICAN INDIAN DENIAL SOCIETY. They state the American Indian was an invention cooked up by Hollywood and that in fact the only occupants of the Americas when the Europeans arrived were some Chinese launderers, a huge number of black people who had sent to Europe for bosses, and, strangely, talking rhinocerae overlords and Jesus (who came to spread the message to the Indians, who weren’t here, and just stayed cause he liked the waterfalls).
Sampiro believes that if he does not wash his underwear by hand every Wednesday night, he will be compelled to leave the house on Thursday wearing ratty underwear and be forced to have an accident that lands him in the hospital.
Swampbear’s favorite flavor of ice cream is Soylent Green.
Autolycus has his own special way of covering Hilary’s face.
hocow was shamed as a child for never mastering the hokey pokey.
swampbear has an entire room in his basement devoted to porcelain Howard the Duck figurines in obscene poses.
Swampbear is actually a chatbot, which would explain why many of the posts in this thread are about him
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Swampbear
MacTech is responsible for penis enlarging spam. He hopes to one day live vicariously through the schmuck who succeeds with his enhancing product.
Hocow is also responsible for penis enlarging Spam™, as well as a variety of clitoral stimulating Vienna Sausages and a sexual lubricant form of Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Cola™.
Sampiro is in the “Dancing With the Stars” orchestra. He plays the oboe, and you may say ‘but I don’t see an oboe’. That’s because they keep him behind a curtain, so you have to listen closely.
Mr Bus Guy doesn’t drive a bus. He has always wanted to, though. His obsession began when he boarded a city bus. His eyes wandered unbidden to the bus driver. “Mr Bus Guy” became enthralled by the way the drivers manly thighs flexed underneath his uniform pants as he confidently guided the bus through the busy city streets. From that point on…he was lost in the fantasy that continues to this day.
Every time you masturbate, Evil One kills a kitten.
Autolycus was responsible for the Spanish Inquisition
And nobody expected it neither!
lawoot is a professional Spanish Halo2 player. Instead of the usual exclamative ‘woot,’ she celebrates her victories with a resounding ‘la w00t!’
Autolycus was so naive about sex in college that he thought the Marianas Trench was the nickname for vagina.
Duckster has a bizarre neurological condition that makes it impossible for him to see combs. He will be featured in Oliver Sacks’s next book.
CairoCarol once spent time as a ‘guest’ in a basement after trying to sell girl scout cokies while in uniform.
Shecky never goes anywhere without a squash ball, a pair of nail-scissors, a small bottle of Indian ink and a pressed butterfly. Not even the swimming pool.
Is it a pink oboe?
Someone told Malacandra to get a life. So he did. He got Homer Simpson’s.
Malacandra Has a blow up rubber choirboy and the largest collection of Cindy dolls in the UK, some of them are lifesized 