Outrageous lies about the previous poster.

Dr. Rieux was once told by a fortune teller that s/he is the reincarnation of Laura Ingalls Wilder.

CairoCarol knows over a thousand Egyptian Christmas songs.

Annie-Xmas knows over a thousand Swahili Easter songs, but she only admits it to a few close friend.

Oh, that’s just sick!

InvisibleWombat eats stupid food for breakfast.

rayh is really ray jay, the pop singer with the porn video.

But apparently he eats t-bones and beer for lunch. Goes out to feed the wombat and the polar bear and the meerkats and the elephant … I didn’t even know I had a wallaroo

rayh eats stupid food for dinner.

Why does everyone take such an instant dislike to betenoir? Because it saves time.

All of the posters in this thread (except me, of course) are sock puppets for Elendil’s Heir.

Invisible Wombat thinks we can’t see him since he’s covering his eyes and shouting, “I’m invisible”.

**Jali ** can’t see Invisible Wombat.

**Invisible Wombat ** can’t see the color brown.

Dr. Rieux received his doctorate from the University of the South Sandwich Islands. His thesis was entitled “Modes of Social Behavior Among Toy Army Men”.

El_Kabong’s dream job is to be a relief clerk at 7-11.

**swampbear ** sells his loose hair to Charlie Daniels, who uses it in his fiddle bows.

Dr. Rieux buys any of the hair that Charlie Daniels doesn’t use to make those weaves he’s so fond of.

There used to be a Dr. Rieux and the Medicine Show, but **swampbear ** bought and changed the name to you-know-what, after promising to keep it the same.

5-4-Fighting had a third eye, but lost it last New years Eve to a badly-aimed champagne cork.

Hey, what about me up there at post 870? I hate you guys.

Dr. Rieux is in fact a doctor but he’s a doctor of philosophy, so I’d check those presciptions he wrote out if I were you.

Oh and Elendil’s Heir is a big meanie.

And Huge Jass in fact has no booty to speak of.