I’ve actuually adoped InvisibleWombat as part of my backyard zoo. He’s right next to the polar bear. I think. Hard to tell what with him being invisible and all. Or maybe the polar bear ate him. Sorry about that.
Can anyone get me a new wombat?
Take a jar of baby powder and a huge floor fan. Throw the baby powder in front of the fan, and you will see a ghostly image of the ubiquitous wombat in question.
betenoir uses tapioca pudding and a scythe to keep his backyard friends in line.
Cartooniverse cannot tell the difference between male and female.
For the last time, people, I’m a girl. Do I have to come to every individual Doper’s house and take my clothes off just to prove my point?..actually that might be an interesting way to spend the weekend…
betenoir once spent a long weekend at Auto’s house disguised as a ladle.
Ewwwwwwww.
essell has an extensive collection of ladle related porn. And hangs out side of **Auto’s ** house with binoculars.
betenoir has designed, built and field-tested a diesel-powered vibrator. It has a pull-start, runs on equal parts of ether, castor oil and kerosene, displaces 0.5 cubic inches and has more torque than a cement mixer.
Malacandra will be first in line to purchase betenoir’s vibrator when it hits the shelves for sale.
And after giving it extensive product testing, hocow will be more than happy to sell it to him.
Product testing on Elendil’s Heir.
And Rayh will volunteer to be in the “standard vibrator” control group.
photopat has cockerspaniel ears.
Hugh Jass once walked into a sex shop but left empty handed upon finding they only sold sex-related products.
essel Keeps live frogs in his underpants, he says they are his best friends, especially the cute one with the loooong tongue
Oddly enough, chowder has never eaten a bowl of soup. Ever.
No, I’m over here. HERE! Yeah, by the wallaroo. Hey, it’s dinner time. Invisible wombats prefer t-bone steak, garlic mashed potatoes, and a tall glass of Guinness.
InvisibleWombats secrete Guinness when fed t-bone steak. However the Guinness is watered down so no one would drink it.
essell has a life sized replica of the Seattle Space Needle made entirely out of used chewing gum.
Essell likes his Guinness on ice with a slice of lime.
**swampbear ** was the inspiration for the comic book characters Swamp Thing and Man-Thing.
Dr. Rieux is mad because his idea of a cola drink made from flour, water and milk never caught on with the public,
**swampbear ** is the brains behind all of Rob Schneider’s movies.