El_Kabong is neither Arab nor Spanish, but he does know Higgs Boson’s unlisted phone number.
El Kabong makes money the old fashion way; he steals it from widows.
*They * call the wind Maria; TokyoPlayer calls it Englebert Spiffindorfer.
5-4-Fighting has a hellhound on his trail, yet friends say he seems remarkably unconcerned.
El_Kabong told the hellhound where it could find 5-4-Fighting, and even drew it a map.
Elendil’s Heir ate the map that El_Kabong drew for the hellhound showing where to find 5-4-Fighting
Annie-Xmas is the hellhound.
rayh is in love with the hellhound!
jali and the hellhound have plans to run away to Acapulco for a jet-skiing weekend when this thread is completed.
Elendil’s Heir has foiled this plan, as he has made sure that the hellhound’s passport application has been conveniently ‘lost’.
El_Kabong doesn’t know that the hellhound (me) has stolen E_K’s passport.
Annie-Xmas is, in fact, the passport.
Swampbear has an extensive collection of stolen passports. One of them (Annie-Xmas) is kept in a place of honor in his den.
What do you mean, you didn’t know he had a den? He’s a swamp bear, for goodness’ sake.
This “Invisible Wombat” person followed me home the night before last. He was disguised as Aiken Drum from the old nursery song, though, so nobody would know it was him --his vest was made of salami and his boots was made of gooseberry-fool and so forth, and he played upon a ladle, and actually he’d gotten the resemblance down, so he really looked like the* real Aiken Drum --but it was that Wombat and we all knew it. He just waltzed into my house like he owned the joint and started doing yoga stretches on my mirror topped coffee table . Then he smoked allmy cigarettes and wrote his name on my kitchen wall with charteuse spraypaint, and said that from now on, my* name was going to be FROBISHER!And then he just left, without even saying goodbye!
Applause.
DLuxN8R-13, there’s no need to use your real name, you should have chosen something really obscure.
Rayh’s alibi for his whereabouts on November 22, 1963 is unpersuasive, at best.
Elendil has written Elendil’s Heir out of the will.
Without my even asking him to, jali has bribed the probate judge to construe the will so that I’ll still inherit.
**Elendil’s Heir ** is, in reality, Jack Paar’s long lost 5th cousin, twice removed.
Oh, it has to be a lie? Then it’s 6th cousin.
Shecky is actually Hitler’s third cousin.
Oh, drat. I mentioned Hitler. I lose the argument.