I prefer " fetching ". 
TokyoPlayer has designed a machine that will allow him/her ( ? ) to quadruple Craig Breedlove’s land speed records. He will use the device on the little-explored and less understood Bonneville Salt Water Taffy Flats.
No woman named Christa would have anything to do with either TokyoPlayer or Cartooniverse.
(I’m a he, BTW)
Elendil’s Heir has a fetish for Bill O’Reilly’s diarrhea.
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TokyoPlayer once spent a year as Mongolian statuary.
Mindfield’s first and last venture into on-line dating led to a three-week barefoot trip through the Amazon, a punctured eardrum and insatiable desire for raincoats. She(?) refuses to explain any further.
TokyoPlayer actually makes a living as a street corner rap singer in Peoria, Illinois.
swampbear has spent his entire life in the house he was born in, never ever going outside, not once. His mommy has to do all his shopping and even get his mail.
are you sure you don’t mean felching :dubious: ?
Annie -Xmas spends most of her time standinding outside in the driveway hoping swampbear’s mommy will let him out to play.
betenoir has recently been pushing his good friend, the Pope, to take a more liberal stance.
essell has suggested to the Pope that the Holy See acquire a nuclear capability.
Elendil’s Heir actually has the One Ring… His family knows it’s just a bubble gum trinket from when he was 4 and they were driving through Nebraska and would not shut up until he got it… but, it is precious to him
eleanorigby is the one mentioned in the Beatles song of the same name.
rayh posted in this thread just to keep it alive.
I’m almost positive !!! :eek:
racer72 was born on the backfield of the Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Alabama. His mom’s name was in fact racer71.
Cartooniverse was kidnapped by gypsies as a child, but they paid his parents to take him back.
TokoyoPlayer cannot play any musical instrument or any sports.
Annie-Xmas grows a thick shaggy coat every winter which is then shed and used as stuffing in the family pillows in Spring.
essell sneaks around supermarket parking lots in his free time putting plastic testicles on strangers’ cars.
Lord Il Palazzo sneaks into supermarkets and adjusts one of the wheels on each trolly to squeak and always go the wrong way.
Rayh, when not posting to the Dope, has a secret identifty as the elusive Higgs Boson.