El Kabong is building a database of common household objects which will fit in his anus.
Building on an earlier work by TokyoPlayer - How Many Objects I Can fit in My Anus At Any One Time.
Rayh lost a fortune on betting on replays because he thinks teams can’t get luckly twice in a row.
TokyoPlayer owns the company that makes those pasties that strippers wear, and not only designed but durability-tested the “butterfly” model himself.
El_Kabong’s failure to become a world famous chief is chiefly due to an under appreciation of his culinary abilities with road kill.
TokyoPlayer advised the Red Sox to trade Babe Ruth.
Elendil’s Heir was the person behind the Edsel.
rayh is a former lover of mine. She left me for a druid.
Err, that wasn’t a strapon Kal and you are not really getting fat.
rayh is convinced that all the world’s literature can be recreated from a box of Alpha-Bits Cereal.
Does a swampbear shit in the swamp? Would you let him inside?
elucidator is obtuse.
Cartooniverse is acute.
betenoir is convex.
rayh is concave.
swampbear is a trapaziod
betenoir cannot be accurately represented using euclidean geometry.
Lord Il Palazzo is the world’s leading writer of Euclidean fanfic.
swampbear is the true author of Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying. He has also written Rarnaby Budge and A Sale of Two Titties, often attributed to Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author.
Scribble still believes in Santa Claus, and his mother is forced for fly 3,000 miles every Christas to put toys under the tress.