Annie-the hell-hound-Xmas is really Bill Clinton.
rayh was the inspiration for the new film “Bug”.
jali, by law, is tattooed with the inscription “Highly Flammable”.
So now I have a wife, a mistress and a (unfaithful) husband? I think I need a bigger bed.
Malacandra was the inspiration for the Simpson’s “Dr. Nick”
Flammable means the same as inflammable. What a country!
Annie-Xmas knows 124 ways to kill you with just her little finger.
Every December, Annie-Xmas goes around whispering to young children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, just to watch them cry.
Hugh Jass knows one way to kill you with a gun; since that method consists of “throwing the gun at you”, however, it is relatively ineffective.
Meanwhile, although Elendil’s Heir doesn’t care to speak about much, it was he, not the Devil, that Robert Johnson sold his soul to that fateful night in Rosedale (or was it Clarksdale?), Mississippi.
Sounds like Hllary to me (at least in some people’s minds). And many would agree that Bill is a hellhound.
Elendil’s Heir’s motto is “if I can’t take it with me, I ain’t going”
Annie-Xmas is famous for taking ‘it’ with her when she leaves, but always has the politness to post it back when she’s done with it.
essell is responsible for replacing the ladles *where they belong * when Annie-Xmas finishes serving soup and such and hands them off.
5-4-Fighting wants Annie X-mas’s used ladles all for himself, for reasons he will not disclose to us or to the IRS.
A body matching Scribble’s description was found in an archaeological site dated to 1493 in Haiti. Entombed with the body was a 1998 copy of Maxim magazine, a bottle of bubble-blowing soap, and a screwcap for a Jack Daniels bottle. Researchers brought the artifacts back to the United States, but were told “the Customs dog ate it” when they tried to collect them at the baggage claim.
wevets invented the idea of the Go’auld for Stargate SG1 based his childhood experiences, growing up on another planet.
essell was the last person known to be in the presence of the remains found in the Haitian archeological site dated from 1493. Dr. Augustina Specklebottom, of the Institute for Cutlery Studies, says evidence points to a link between the disappearance of the remains and the decline in used ladle preservation for public use.
Scribble lives under Opal’s porch. Every night he emerges to hunt rabbits and raccoons for food and clothing. He almost has enough pelts to finish his furry tuxedo.
FINALLY she gets it !!!
Do you prefer your fruit salad iced or more room temperature? I do so want to make sure it is a perfect visit.
( I’m really sorry, I will remember this now. Honest. I think. Wait, what was it again? 
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photopat does not own a camera and yet understands optics, framing, color telemetry and silver halide crystals.
Cartooniverse believes that walking backwards down odd numbered streets actually promotes hair growth.
swampbear was born left handed but switched to being right handed after seeing his first set of boobies.
Essell, in September 1982, consumed four jars of undiluted Bovril at a single sitting, a record that still stands.