El-Kabong was already in the bathroom with a camera when Essell ran in there, screaming.
When not posting on the Dope, Elendil’s Heir is working on building a life size, fully articulated Wilford Brimley out of Legos.
And Lord Il Palazzo is hoping the Lego Brimley will be single.
Scribble is the only person ever to be banned permanently from any Howard Johnson’s in the midwest.
**swampbear ** is a direct descendant of Doc Holliday’s dental school roommate.
Dr. Rieux knows this because he went to school with Doc Holiday’s roomate. He’s still here because of that portait in his attic.
betenoir married Doc Holiday.
**rayh ** maried Doc Marten.
You’re saying my mistress is cheating on my??? That bitch!
And yes before Bill Clinton I married Doc Holiday. That’s how I got syphylis. Might want to get yourself checked out honeybuch 
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Dr. Rieux once tried to bring 700 snakes on a plane.
Annie-Xmas was a founding membe of the Mile High Club.
Dr. Rieux is just jealous that doing it halfway up a mountain doesn’t count.
rayh is just jealous that doing it in the back seat of a 67 Pontiac GTO doesn’t count.
The real rayh is buried halfway up a mountain. He is currently controlling a PC by telepathy to post on the SDMB.
**rayh ** is trying to create an actual Welsh Rabbit from the DNA of Tom Jones and Eddie Rabbit.
Why’s everybody picking on me?
The one Dr. Rieux had halfway up the mountain was the outcome of a mating between essell and swampbear.
rayh’s posts actually make sense if you read them in the original Welsh.
Dr. Rieux’s posts actually make sense if you take some very heavy drugs, spin around a few times, and enter a tardis while yelling “wubba wubba wubba!”
Scribble has never played Scrabble.
**Elendil’s Heir ** only plays Scrabble in Elvish.