Dr.Riuex has suffered from diarrhoea for the last 17 years. He is unable to leave the house for fear of filling his pants. He has regular deliveries of TP, by the truckload.
Not surprisingly, **chowder ** has good taste–itf you add enough black pepper and tabasco sauce.
**Dr. Rieux ** has visited almost all the pubs in Europe, but he doesn’t drink booze. However his dart’s scores are unbeaten.
**essell ** hasn’t played darts in a long time, 'cause of a ban on sharp toys at the “home.”
Dr. Rieux lost out in the state spelling bee when he was twelve.
He misspelled the word as " kangarieux ".
Cartooniverse sprinks cinnamon on everything he eats. Including his sexual partners.
Annie-Xmas was once a sexual partner of Carooniverse, she still cannot stand the taste or smell of cinnamon
chowder is wanted in Danmark for eating a cinnamon danish.
I should be so lucky 
essell Has been known to strangle kittens, dip them in cinnamon and deep fry them for dessert
chowder has been known to strangle kittens, dip them in a mixture of cardamom and finely powdered pistachios, and deep fry them for dessert. After frying, he gently rolls the kitten in a sweet rosewater sauce.
He got the recipe from Scribble.
Scribble makes beer butt kitten.
So does swampbear
Annie Xmas has Weapons of Mass Destruction, and is planning on taking over the world.
Annie-Xmas spent 6 months in the Food Network’s private prison for holding a loaded turkey baster on Paula Dean.
photopat spent 12 months in jail for holding a loaded turkey baster in Paula Dean
And chowder loaded that baster with beer butt kitten.
This is supposed to be a lies thread 
chowder can’t tell lies from truth, black from white, day from night, or genuine aoli from Miracle Whip. He doesn’t even know how to make a decent beer butt kitten! I will admit, though, that getting the can to fit right can be pretty tricky.
Scribble created AOL in an attempt to prevent World Peace.