essell secretly replaced my regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals. It was gross.
Lsura secretly replaced my chicken with beer butt kitten. It was good.
Annie-Xmas is secretly hoping that Harry Potter dies in the last book.
Everyone know’s Elendil’s Heir really wants to Harry Potter to die by Ron’s hand when he’s caught in bed with Ron’s favourite teacher.
essell is best known for his masterful collection of dyed nosehairs, expertise in Norwegian cheese hanging, and slavish adoration of the Folgers company.
Scribble is quite often found hiding from the library police for his inability restrain himself from dog-earing pages. Furthermore, he often leads cats on a pied-piperesque dance through the city streets, taunting the cat ladies with this appeal to the feline set.
Lsura emailed a mod, asking that this thread be closed, but then emailed again, asking for it to stay open – 'cause she saw that she could post about Scribble and had been saving this one up for a while, due to the Lsoto Affair of '62.
5-4-Fighting swore an oath to heal the sick, and protect the wounded. He’s since promised to get around to that when he’s not too busy.
Well, doping *is * a fulltime job, ya know.
This is an outrageous lie 'cause **essell ** can’t suspend her(?) disbelief and so, therefore, did not post this in good faith. But I forgive her.
Do I come off as Girly ? I shall have to make more mention of beards, motorbikes and beer.
5-4-Fighting Knows more about Beards, Motorbikes and beer than the entire New Zealand Rugby Team.
Manly enough ?
essell is the New Zealand Rugby Team’s bitch.
Rayh collects used jock straps from the New Zealand Rugby team.
**rayh ** collects plaster casts of the New Zealand Rugby team…
Dr. Rieux takes plaster casts of the jockstraps worn by the New Zealand Rugby Team.
Then he…does things with them.
Cartooniverse may be better known by his real name, which is Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria-Este. He cannot reveal this real name for he fears that as a consequence of his faking his own assassination in 1914, in order to take a Ferris Beuller style day off in downtown Sarajevo, he will be sent the bill for the World War this caused.
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Dances like a white guy.
**elucidator ** voted for Bush.
Dr. Rieux dances like Michael Jackson.
**fetus ** dated Michael Jackson.
Dr. Rieux voted for Michael Jackson.