Barrington has been really pestering me for a ride on Air Force One when I become President: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8618794
Elindil’s Heir Is really the long lost son of a mating between Hitler and his dog Blondi.
Those German scientists were much more advanced than we ever realised
chowder earned his nickname, The Dog Whisperer, during the time he spent looking after dogs in the German army. He trained them to show people where the toilets were.
essell is actually Georg Frederick Handel, who has lived in a suspended animation state since the 18th century.
He haunts the Foundling Museum and occasionally gives tours.
I took a tour from him when I was there.
MerryMagdalen is descended from Mary Magdalen and Jesus through their daughter, Merry Christmas.
Dr. Rieux thinks it’s fun to give bald people curling irons as Christmas presents.
swampbear has a prehensile penis, but only a very teensy one
chowder was recently caught in an, er, uncomfortable situation involving an iPod, Astroglide and our friends from hamsterdance .
It was most certainly not uncomfortable. Matter of fact it was …erm…quite comforting in a furry kind of way.
Lsura Picked her nose out of a reduced for quick sale shelf at Tesco. It turned out to be waaaay to big and people make rude remarks and point at it in the street shouting “Pinocchio”
chowder, not surprisingly, contains more potatoes than clams.
This is supposed to be lies not truth…shape yourself my good doctor
Dr Rieux has fathered children on seven continents, a task made more difficult since she is really a nun in a severe order, sworn to silence.
Dr. Rieux is not a real doctor though he does have a rather large collection of disposable gloves and speculums.
TokyoPlayer gives obscene origami to nuns for fun.
rayh has an extensive collection of empty hair gel bottles. Each bottle has a special name known only to rayh.
swampbear is acually heterosexual.
**betenoir ** holds the world record for stuffing baguettes into shopping bags.
Dr. Rieux holds the world’s record for leaving thermonators in people’s butts.
Oh you don’t know where I stuff my baguettes.
Anne-Xmas is Jewish and just pretending to celabrate the birth of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
betenoir enjoys starting rumors about himself. The most recent involved him with President Bush and Hillary Clinton, and included baguettes as an integral part of their dastardly plan.
Lsura is a member of a movement looking to remove all baguettes from the world. They recently involved the Clinton’s into their dastardly plot.