essell is the world’s main baguette smuggler, moving millions of baguettes across borders with his well-coordinated and tightly controlled bread ring. Recently, reports of sales of illegal sourdough and multigrain loaves have appeared in the press, indicating that essell’s operation has started to branch out into non-baguette baked goods.
Scribble did not expect this post to involve baguettes and is sorely disappointed that it does.
Lord Il Palazzo sereved time on Devil’s Island for smuggling Italian bread into France.
There is a Mafia contract out on Dr. Rieux for smuggling bagguettes into Italy.
Dr. Rieux has uncontrolable giggle fits every time he reads or hears the word baguette.
Hey! I say again I am not a him. I do not have a penis checks again Nope still not there. But I’ve already been accused of being Hillary Clinton and she might have a penis.
I know why Dr. Rieux giggles at the reference to baguettes but I’m too much of a lady to discuss it.
**swampbear ** has a baguette in his pocket and he isn’t glad to see me.
**betenoir ** has stopped shoplifiting baguettes and has switched to salamis.
Dr. Rieux makes his own soap out of kitten fat.
Well since you left me I had to turn to salmies 
And they were much better than you 
Beware of Doug doesn’t know the difference between soap and soup.
Beware of Doug has a standing order for Dr. Rieux’s kitten soap.
Betenoir is in the midst of a gender identity crisis. 
Dr. Rieux lost his shirt marketing “Cream of Soap” soup.
While I could apologize for the confusion, I’m much too distracted by stories about swampbear’s declaration of Naked Time followed by the dash through the Mall of America.
Lsura is indeed easily distracted by the idea of naked time. This is because Lsura lacks genitalia and is thus fascinated by the chance to observe those belonging to others.
Lord Il Palazzo was born on Isle de la Cité in 1033 c.e. to a nobleman and his well-borne wife, Guurte.
Bitten by a therewolf in 1052 whilst hunting boores in the local cafe’s, he has spent the last 975 years searching for a soul-mate and hunting partner.
The Straight Dope seems to be the most likely place to find one, hence his subscription.
Cartooniverse is still upset that tulle has never caught on as a fabric for men’s pants.
Swampbear, on the other hand, makes his own pants out of sandpaper stitched together with old shoe laces. So as not to damage his furnature, he always leaves the rough side facing in.
swampbear won’t leave the house without wearing something in Tweed.
Essell refuses to quit drinking and has made peace with the fact that his or her alcoholism may ruin an otherwise untarnished career as an oyster shucker.
Miscue and Lord Il Palazzo have managed to infiltrate Harmony and are are both sleeping with Theresa.