Even when freshly bathed, Lsura smells like broccoli rabe water.
Even when freshly showered, **Beware of Doug ** smells like swampbear.
Dr. Rieux showers with both Beware of Doug and swampbear so he should know.
rayh enjoys sticking chestnuts up his nose.
Lies please. 
Scribble eats chestnuts that he grows up his nose and sometimes shares them with disadvantaged kids.
**essell ** has nuts growing out of his/her chest.
Dr. Rieux has fantasies of harvesting the nuts on essell’s chest and honey roasting them. Then he’ll have them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
And y’all need to quit using up all my shampoo! 
Scribble actually has a street vendor cart down on Main Street. His specialty is fried chicken feet. He doesn’t make a lot of money.
In fact, swampbear is his only source of income. swampbear gives the fried feet to kids on Halloween. He still doesn’t understand why his house is the main target on Mischief Night.
hocow has never seen a pizza. This is because (s)he lives in a small town where where 82% of the population is afflicted by a strange fear of tomato sauce.
hocow hangs around my house on Hallowe’en offering cash to the kids for their fried chicken feet.
swampbear had a Slurpy machine installed in his kitchen. He uses it to mix the strawberry daiquiris that he drinks constantly.
Like Fredo Corleone, **Lord Il Palazzo ** never figured out how to say “banana daquiri” in Spanish.
Dr. Rieux just can’t get to sleep on Sunday night until he sacrifices at least one Christian child. To his credit, he pulled an all-nighter last night.
fetus took up waterskiing in his / her teens, but was afraid of the water. S/he was hospitalized for two weeks for extensive road rash after falling down in the parking lot.
**TokyoPlayer ** makes quite a good living by posing for all those statues of Buddha in Japan.
Dr. Rieux’s picture was recently chosen to be the new Goatse Man.
Beware of Doug is obsessed with the cartoon character “Wooldoor Sockbat” from “Drawn Together” and has an extensive number of Wooldoor costumes, he wears them to work on “Casual Friday”, this has his co-workers rather worried…
**MacTech ** got his nickname from his unfortunate habit of mistakinng Big Macs for computer hard drives and vice versa
No wonder my Big Macs have seemed so crunchy lately…
Dr. Rieux isn’t really a doctor, nor does he play one on TV, he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
He is, in all actuality, a pig-slopper in East Saskatoon, Canada