[QUOTE=MacTech]
No wonder my Big Macs have seemed so crunchy lately…
Dr. Rieux isn’t really a doctor, nor does he play one on TV, he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
He is, in all actuality, a pig-slopper in East Saskatoon, Canada
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MacTech’s computer of choice is really a Windows Vista PC he bought at WalMart.
Lsura’s computer is an etch-a-sketch glued to a typewriter.
If you pinch rayh, he laughs like the Pillsbury Friggn Doughboy.
Then kicks your nose bone right into your brain.
Beware of Doug dosn’t know where his towel is.
betenoir knows exactly where Beware of Doug’s towel is. This is the main weapon of her devious plan.
fetus is originally from Avebury
Where he developed habits unsavoury
With demonic howls
He would bugger young owls
That he bred in an underground aviary
[QUOTE=fetus]
betenoir knows exactly where Beware of Doug’s towel is. This is the main weapon of her devious plan.
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Damn. You’re on to me. I’m going to have to work out another evil plan. Goes off to suck the nutrients off of Beware of Doug’s towel
Oh and chowder has a head that looks like a fish.
After many years running the most popular mushy pea stall at the Goose Fair, betenoir was forced to leave Nottingham after folk discovered exactly what he used to mush 'em up.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Damn. You’re on to me. I’m going to have to work out another evil plan. Goes off to suck the nutrients off of Beware of Doug’s towel
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You leave my towel alone, at least until we figure out what gender you are.
In other news, kal is the only survivor of the doomed planet Chyme, whose main export was vomit.
Beware of Doug is confused about everyone’s gender, not just betenoir’s.
swampbear really likes to say “gender.” At parties, he challenges himself to use the word at least twice in every sentence. He doesn’t get invited to very many parties.
InvisibleWombat uses his/her powers to sneak into children’s restrooms and watch them while they pee and poop.
Elendil’s Heir is a Cryptoderk. In fact you are all Cryptoderks.
Far from being a Cryptoderk, rayh is a valued and respected member of the SDMB.
Elendil’s Heir is the person who keeps swipin’ your red swingline from your desk.
swampbear’s allusions to movie quotations endear him to all Dopers.
Elendil’s Heir was once hospitalized for four days after attempting to eat an entire wallaroo in one sitting. Raw. With no sauce.
I once saw InvisibleWombat carrying a mongoose in once hand and a snake in the other. He told me he’d already made a fortune taking bets on which one would win a fight.
anyrose is not attracted to a particular flower.
The snake was Elendil’s Heir’s third cousin on his mother’s side. And so far, it’s lost every single time.