The snake is not a real snake it’s just InvisibleWombat’s name for it. But everyone knows what he is talking about. He thinks women will be impressed if he calls it a snake, rather than a worm.
rayh is smitten with Invisible Wombat’s snake.
swampbear has three pet aardvarks and a swimming pool full of lime Jell-O.
Amazon Floozy Goddess has three pet bowls of Jell-o and a swimming pool full of aardvarks.
So that’s why they threw me out! (I actually used to live…well work there…how did you know? Kal is spying on me!!!)
Kal is responsible for the demise of Sherwood Forest and replacing it with a Robin Hood themed gift shop.
betenoir is the Sheriff of Nottingham’s snitch.
Elendil’s Heir doesn’t eat wallroos but he does eat wombats.
Annie Xmas eats aardvarks.
betenoir spent years living in a cave to escape a police who suspected her of murder. Even though police have caught the real killer, betenoir still live in that cave because of her sentimental attachment to it.
Lord Il Palazzo knows this because he’s been betenoir’s captive love toy for the last three years
anyrose knows this because she’s been Lord Il Palazzo’s captive love toy for the last three years.
so has swampbear 
Yes and isn’t it about time you let swampbear and Lord Il Palazzo go?
rayh was spotted at a ‘swingers’ club, surreptitiously taking videos for his private collection.
Anyrose too the cookies from the cookie jar! (and used them as sweetened didos)
Lord Il Palazzo is in fact my love toy but he won’t let me play with anyrose no matter how hard I beat him.
snetplit is actually Cecil Adams and is just pretending to be a guest.
betenoir keeps posting just because she likes being pitted.
TokyoPlayer secretly buys cherries just for the pits.
fetus buys olives just for the pits, but keeps buying the pitted ones. He’s completely filled in his kitchen with cans of olives, and is working on his bedroom. It’s not problem, since he hasn’t had sex since 1964, and that was with a National Geographic, which has since rejected him.
And that was in a trench for twenty minuets.
TokyoPlayer is acually an olive hence his reprehension.
betenoir is the issue of National Geographic I long for. But my memories of her sweet embrace are enough.