[QUOTE=fetus]
betenoir is the issue of National Geographic I long for. But my memories of her sweet embrace are enough.
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fetus changed the spelling of his name. His birth certificate indicates quite large feet - His mother named him Feet-us as in “look at his big feet-us-ses.”
jali wishes (s)he could have been my captive love toy along with anyrose and swampbear.
Lord Il Palazzo has a throw pillow woven out of nostril hairs.
Cartooniverse is the immediate cause of this thread getting locked down. Not that e’s done anything significant to kill the thread, mind you, but just by being here on page 23.
Scuba_Ben actually has gills. The whole SCUBA setup is just a prop.
InvisibleWombat is mammalian, but you’d never know it to look at him.
Elendil’s Heir ingests tablets that prevent sweat from arising on his skin.
This frustrates Cartooniverse, who otherwise would be licking me all day long.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
This frustrates Cartooniverse, who otherwise would be licking me all day long.
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It makes a change from the usual things that lick Elendil’s Heir all day long.
Which of course would be rayh.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Which of course would be rayh.
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**betenoir ** emailed me, saying I should make sure I got at least one more post in on this thread, in case it was shut down, and also asked me to inform all of you that you’ve been whooshed by it being stated she was a female. I know I’m causing trouble, but she, or the devil, made me do it.
5-4-Fighting just sent me an email asking me to send him my bank account and PIN numbers so that he can wire me the entire treasury of a small African country that is currently in the midst of a violent uprising.
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
5-4-Fighting just sent me an email asking me to send him my bank account and PIN numbers so that he can wire me the entire treasury of a small African country that is currently in the midst of a violent uprising.
[/QUOTE]
Please, and pollitely, thak you respeckt.
Lord Il Palazzo sent the info, and was shocked (SHOCKED!) when 5-4-Fighting Actually wired him 7.2 million dollars.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
**betenoir ** emailed me, saying I should make sure I got at least one more post in on this thread, in case it was shut down, and also asked me to inform all of you that you’ve been whooshed by it being stated she was a female. I know I’m causing trouble, but she, or the devil, made me do it.
[/QUOTE]
I am in fact both male and female as all of the devil’s minions are. Oh…I shouldn’t have said that, here he comes now…
hocow actually got 8 millon from the devil just to rat out Lord Il Palazzo.
betenoir thinks ben wa balls are debutante balls for middle to lower class kids.
Duckster is the world’s oldest debutante.
[QUOTE=swampbear]
Duckster is the world’s oldest debutante.
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swampbear has 7 dicks. His fraternity nickname was “Banana Bunch”. He strongly lobbied to get it changed to “Plantain Pile”, but that was quickly nixed.
Least Original User Name Ever breaks into peoples’ houses and searches their wardrobes. He really, really believes in Narnia.
rayh breaks into people’s wardrobes in hopes of finding a particulary tasty moth among the woolens.