Scribble has an entire wardrobe of nothing but polyester doubleknit leisure suits in lime green and orange.
swapbear thinks he looks hot in them.
betenoir smells funny – no, seriously, she smells “funny.” Whenever she sees the word “funny” or any of its synonyms, or something strikes her as amusing, her olfactory senses pick up a whiff of bacon grease, L’Air du Temps and Cape Cod at sunset.
5-4-Fighting once applied to be the mascot for a local volunteer fire department.
swampbear keeps setting fires to give his buddies in the volunteer fire department something to do.
Elendil’s Heir set fire to all of swampbear’s heirs.
Elendil’s Heir killed and ate the last Carolina parakeet. He creamed it and had it on a slice of toast.
Scumpup has the largest collection of open crotch panties in the world.
He stole most of them
from chowder.
–whimper–
Lord Il Palazzo runs the largest crotchless panties bank in Nigeria, which dovetails both of his hobbies extremely well.
Cartooniverse collects the crotch cloth from crotchless panties so he can make tiny hammocks for hamsters. The SDMB buys a sizeable percentage of Cartooniverse’s monthly output.
Duckster has made a pretty penny in royalties from the sale of hamster hammocks, to which he holds the patent. He has also invented the pocket scruncher (“Turn anything into lint, instantly!”), which has been highly sought-after by people whose tasteless female relatives buy things from The Quacker Factory.
Scribble misunderstood what a hamster hammock was, and turned his hamster into a hammock. He was then annoyed that it was too small to use.
InvisibleWombat’s parents tragically had no children that lived.
Bryan Ekers stole H.G. Wells’s time machine, then went back and killed all four of his own grandparents.
Elendil’s Heir tried to make a time machine and ended up making a thyme machine instead. On the bright side, he makes yummy pasta sauce.
Which InvisibleWombat uses in his Hamster and Pasta casserole.
So’s she does not feel left out…
Annie-Xmas is rarely invited into people’s homes because of her annoying habit of licking remote controls.
rayh, however, often invites Annie-Xmas over because he likes for his remote controls to be licked.
Charles Nelson Reilly died… in Swampbear’s bed!!! How many 70s D-Listers will have to die before the madness stops! (I’m guessing at least Loveboat’s Isaac and somebody from Carter Country- is Guich Kook still living?)
Sampiro was in fact in swampbear’s bed when Charles Nelson Reilly died. swampbear was in the bathroom washing up. Investigations are still pending.