Rayh enjoys making evening gowns for nightcrawlers.
VunderBob is well known in literary circles for being unable to distinguish the works of Orson Welles from those of Oscar Wilde.
He also confuses Monet with Manet
Chowder is the Doper formerly known as Atomic Badger Racing. She is the secret love child of Muhammed Ali and Indira Gandhi.
VunderBob was a frequent overnight guest at Berchtesgarden, back in the day.
Wow. I’d think the offspring of Muhammed Ali and Indira Gandhi would be pretty interesting. Which means that discounts chowder 
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I would pay to see atomic bager racing.
That said Vunderbob is not a vunderble as he thinks.
And Elendil’s Heir has been written out of the will. I know because Elendil told me when I was in my buttocks shaped bed with him.
bete-probably not a man-noir lost Elendil’s Heir in one of the buttock impressions he/she/it had made in the bed.
And that IS an outrageous lie…
Rayh looks to Daffy Duck as a positive role model.
VunderBob actually has a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but he’s not tellin’ us that.
**Elendil’s Heir ** keeps obsessively accurate records regarding when other posters write “Elendil’s Hair” by mistake. When the number of misspellings reaches 1,000 (it is now up to 753), Elendil plans to deflower a virgin, read Vanity Fair, and start a new religion, simultaneously.
And CairoCarol is the virgin he deflowered, the one who lent him her copy of Vanity Fair, and the first member of his religion.
deflower? vanity fair?
betenoir keeps a full wardrobe of both men’s and women’s clothing due to the gender confusion he or is it she seems to be having.
PinkSuspendersareHot actually prefers belts made of rope to hold his/her pants up.
Pink rope of course!
Does it not know its gender, how awful!
swampbear prefers belts made of rope for, uh, other purposes.
hocow hopes one day to find out what those “other purposes” are. 
I know I know, I was was there, I was in the swamp with the bear! ooops sorry, have I given it away now
swampbear thinks PinkSuspendersareHot, but PinkSuspendersareHot prefers body oil to humid swampbear.
Duckster would like to wear my Pink Suspenders
PinkSuspendersareHot wears a flowerpot on her head while doing the laundry. She thinks all of the missing socks will be found there.
When she’s done with the laundry the flowerpot is replaced by her usual aluminum foil beanie.