VunderBob likes to wear nothing but an aluminum-foil diaper, because it makes his junk all nice and sweaty.
Elendil’s Heir likes licking Vunderbob’s sweat.
Vunderbob licks it off of rayh.
betenoir once tried to lick his eyebrows, and wound up swallowing his head instead.
VunderBob personally embezzled 34.2% of the fortune of Huntington Hartford.
Governor Quinn used to run an obscure Nigerian province, but ran into some political difficulties and now needs to transfer $4.2 million to the bank account of a kindly American…
Inevitably, **Elendil’s Heir ** has volunteered to be that kindly American.
CairoCarol actually resides in a carboard box behind a Wal*Mart in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
swampbear wishes he had something as nice as a cardboard box
betenoir thinks that a cardboard box would be sheer luxury compared to the Dickensian circumstances of his childhood.
Elendil’s Heir is the East coast’s leading purveyor of luxury cardboard boxes.
At least Elendil’s Heir has a box. Lord Il Palazzo seems to live in a hole in the ground.
rayh is considered snobbish by friends because he (she?) lives in a dumpster.
SHE! SHE! Im’ temped to send you some of the pornorgraphic self portriats I sent sent my SO…however…
Elendil’s Heir has no idea what the naked female body looks like.
Niether does swampbear but at least he has an excuse.
Neither does betenoir.
Well that’s just because my reflection does not appear in mirrors.
rayh is actually a naked female.
betenoir is also a naked female but thinks she might be a naked male. 
Dang straight…errrr… gay I don’t! 
swampbear intends to keep this thread going forever. Even after all other posters lose interest, swampbear will continue posting several times a day, telling outrageous lies about himself. If a Mod locks the thread, he will continue to make up outrageous lies and write them on the walls of his home in sharpy.
Many Mormon missionaries have entered Lord Il Palazzos home.
None have ever been seen leaving.
Days later Lord Il Palazzo is inviting the neighbors to a cookout, all you can eat, ribs and cracklin bread and lots of sidemeat in the peas. Only $5. One lucky winner will win a bicycle.
If you don’t win it but you like it, Lord Il Palazzo may just have another one around here somewhere he’ll make you a really good deal on.
Sampiro once lost his shirt and all his VCR tapes of Laverne & Shirley (he had the complete series!) betting on 'possum races.