Swampbear, bein’ a Yankee and all, breeds competion-quality possums for profit, and is a self-made bazillionaire.
VunderBob’s jealous of swampbear, because VunderBob gave swampbear the very first pair of possums to breed. VunderBob would have gone into the possum business himself, but he was too busy trying to sell worm farms to tourists just outside of Macon.
Scribble rescues the possums when they have finished racing. He gives them their own rooms with little beds in. Then he tucks them in every night. Then…I think it is better left unsaid.
rayh bought several worm farms from VunderBob outside of Macon.
Lord I Palazzo once played professional croquet for The Macon Bacon.
Bolding mine. Yankee???!!! :eek: Quick somebody fetch the smelling salts!
VunderBob is the lead dancer in the Mayberry Ballet Company. He is especially proud because this year’s premier ballet is one of his own composition… Hog Pond.
:eek: Really? and I establishied he’s realy heterosexual. And now a bizzillonair? I’ll be right over.
(Of course if he’s not really a hetrosexual perhaps I really am a naked man…admittedly a pretty porely well hung one…but for a bizzilion bucks I can fake it)
Yeah, I’m straight but feel strangely compelled to have a gay man wake up next to me every morning. I’ve never quite figured out this compulsion. 
betenoir also feels compelled to have a gay man wake up next to her (or is it him) every morning.
It seems both bete-gender confused-noir and swamp-sexually confused-bear are uniquely suited to each other.
As is Ray-Just Plain Confused-h.
[Aside]The point of this game is outrageous lies, isn’t it?[\Aside]
[Aside]This one was even worse than the one about me being not gay![/Aside]
Lord Il Palazzo keeps a GI Joe [del]doll[/del] action figure as a love slave.
VunderBob was thrown out of elementary school for propositioning the lunchroom ladies.
Swampbear is a streetcorner evangelist, preaching the gospel of the shorn scrotum.
VunderBob is my devoted disciple.
It was swampbear who persuaded VunderBob to stick with the worm farm business. It was swampbear’s holy calling to render possums unto the Lord.
It was actually Scribble’s voice I heard when I felt the call to render possums to the Lord.
Swampbear has written a letter to Sanjaya every day for the past 4 months, each one posing as a terminally-ill 15 year old super-fan named Tiffnee Gazelle DeSwamp and begging to lose her virginity to him “before it’s too late”. He also has the video equipment and pay-per-view arrangements all set up.
Sampiro is secretly straight as Mitt Romney, and is married to the lovely and talented Allison Janney. They have three children together, twin boys and a girl who has Sampiro wrapped around her little finger.
ivylass knows cause she’s Sampiro’s mistress.
Don’t you mention my precious little Bo, Luke, and Daisy (or her unfortunate problem with super-glue and really long fingernails)! And Allison and I split when she agreed to participate in that HAIRSPRAY movie with a known Scientologist who wasn’t even Harvey Fierstein.
Swampbear has seen the future through a crystal Rubik’s Cube and knows that by 2094 every living human being will call Loretta Lynn “The Great and Holy Mother”.