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What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard getting your morning coffee?
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How about a “getting my morning bagel” story? I sent this to Derf once but I don’t know if he ever used it.
I was in a Manhattan Bagel, rooting around one of the refrigerated cabinets for something to drink. This lady rushes behind me, goes up to the counter, orders a muffin. The girl at the counter says they don’t have muffins. The customer demands a muffin. Counter-girl says they’re a bagel shop, they have no muffins. Customer storms out in a huff.
All I could do was stand at the 'fridge and watch the whole exchange.