Overheard In An I.H.O.P. Somewhere In America

The BBQ Pit
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Klaus: Thanks for coming.
Bunn: Yeah.
Klaus: I don’t have a lot of time, I have a velcro shipment coming in at 0200 hours, so let’s get right to it, ok?
Bunn: Yeah.
Klaus: I’m tired of seeing you steal some of my heat. Things have gone too far.
Bunn: Look who’s talking.
Klaus: Listen you furry little fuck, politeness only goes so far.
Bunn: Oh, so now it’s no more Mister Nice Holiday Cheer, huh?
Klaus: Fuckin’-A right!
Bunn: Last I hear, you were still the big Mahaf and I was still playing cute second fiddle. Who put a bug up your suit just because this is My Big Week?
Klaus: It comes down to respect, Bunny-Boy. Your people have been leaning on the elves.
Bunn: Oh, stop. Egg production is at an all time low. People have to eat.
Klaus: So, that has to impact my operation? Look Furballs, you need to back off and remember who the Man is here.
Bunn: You were never like this. I remember when you had some heart for the little guys in the operation. But, that was before you were sent The Package.
Klaus: Oh, fuck you you Bunny-Humping Fuck. Throw that in my face after all these years.
Bunn:<Sniffing lightly> Hey, it wasn’t MY old lady who got caught on videotape with a few of the elves in the warehouse. You’re out feeding those reindeer like they’re the end-all and be-all, a woman gets lonely.
Klaus: You get outa my personal life and just show some fucking respect. You know how bad a boiled bunny looks? Ever see “Fatal Attraction” ?? Huh? Pretty fuckin’ ugly. Just show some respect, you fuck.
Bunn: Uh huh. You gonna eat those homefries?

:wink:

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You are a twisted, twisted person…

Thanks.

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Fortunately, it’s nearly impossible to snort a Peep out of you nose.

Unfortunately it’s only nearly impossible.

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If it hadn’t been for my horse, I’d have spent that year in college.
Some of you know what I’m talking about. :wink:

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Ok, this has absolutly nothing to do with the OP but there is an IHOP in the Carolina upstate that is located on Cox road and they have to answer the phone by saying “IHOP on Cox”

Just cracks me up :smiley:

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<------wet eyes from laughter. That’s PRICELESS. Puts me in mind of that famed Dr. Seuss children’s tome, entitled " Fox on Cox with Sox and Lox".

:smiley:
Cartooniverse

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ROTFLMAO!! [sub]:D[/sub] [sup]:p[/sup] :smiley: [sub]:D[/sub] :stuck_out_tongue: [sub]:D[/sub] [sup]:p[/sup]

bwahhawhawhahahahahahahahahahahah!

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Dude, could you give us the phone number for this IHOP?

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This is too funny to be in the Pit. I almost never come here. Glad I did tonight.

Gad, but this is funny!

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Thanks, y’all. Between the OP and the “IHOP on Cox”, I’m dyin’ over here! Thank god I’m done eating for the day or I’d be in the keyboard spillage group, too, as it is, I’m just chortling noisily.

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No joke threads in the pit, please. This ain’t the right forum.