Sorry, should’ve clarified that part. I did leave first, but waited outside for my roommate who hadn’t made it out yet. Grandma and Curious George came out in the meantime and met up with the man sitting outside. The kid said something like “let’s go dad”. So that’s how I know.
Same here. My 6 year old and 4 year old can come up with some very interesting questions and comments in a public place!
The most recent recurring topic? “Mommy, you don’t have a penis!” 
If Gram was going to correct the peeing through the vagina bit, she’d also have to explain about hermaphrodites… which seems like a big convo to have in a rest stop, but maybe that’s just me, not liking to get into big convos about other people’s genitalia while in rest stops.
This kid is quite the litlle firecracker, and one who already knows about shaving the pubic region. Wow.
Thanks for the biggest laugh I’ve had this week. Poor dad with the hirsute penis. That must make things, um, a bit hairy for him.
Maybe that’s why Curious George is an only child?
Ha!
Okay, I swallowed my chewing gum snorting and guffawing when I read this and now I am going to have a gum tree growing in my stomach, like MY Gramma once told me! I hope you’re happy.
SERIOUSLY funny, man!
–Beck
Makes you wonder if the little boy ever caught mommy and daddy in a compromising position.