On the commute home by train last night, I overheard a lovely little snippet of conversation that was almost good enough to make into a three-panel web comic.
It took place between a young male (maybe 17) - a bit of a motormouth, who sat down next to a probably slightly younger female - obviously already acquainted, but I got the impression she would rather have been left alone to read her book.
**Male: **(blah. blah. blah, Me, Me, Me)… but I’m not really a judgemental person. I’m not quick to judge at all… Female: Oh, I am, I…
**Male: **(Interrupting) Oh, I know you are.
ETA: This thread is for everyone to contribute snippets of interesting, amusing or bewildering conversation overheard in public…
I’ve posted this on SDMB before, but it’s so good I’ll do it again. Years ago I took a cross-country train trip. While riding in the club car I saw a tough-looking guy drinking a beer across the aisle from me. His son, who appeared to be around four years old, was with him.
I overheard the following exchange:
Kid: Daddy, hide it!
Guy: What?
Kid: Daddy, put that away!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Kid: But Daddy, the cop will get you!
Guy: I’m not driving. There’s no cop. Now be quiet!
Kid: Daddy?
Guy: What?
Kid: Is the cop going to put you in jail?
Guy: I told you there’s no cop. How can you remember that? You were only two years old.
Kid: Daddy?
Guy: What?
Kid: Are you going to throw the cop in the water?
Guy: There’s no cop! Now be quiet!
Kid: Daddy, why did you throw the cop in the water?
Guy: Well, the cop made Daddy mad, so Daddy picked him up and threw him in the river.
“All mushrooms are poisonous to some extent. I’m just saying. I know people buy these and eat them, but I’m playing safe. They might be a little bit poisonous.”
Two guys talking on the train, one asks the other how it’s going since his female roommate moved out. Roommate-less guy says, “I miss her. It used to smell nice, like that stuff, you know, potpourri - and kitchen cooking. Now it just smells like old socks.”
My favorite one has always been while on the train. Ahead of me a middle aged guy was mumbling to another guy about something or other until, with a sigh he leans back and says loud enough to hear, “I need more tables in my life.”
Overheard in a nice restaurant, a few years ago, when the economy was going downhill fast. During one of those brief lulls in the background noise we heard, clear as a bell, a plaintive voice say:
“I don’t want to lose my junk-ass job!”
We still use that one when talking about work stuff.
I’m sure I’ve posted it before but it’s still my favourite.
I was out running and two guys on rollerblades overtook me, one on either side. I heard on of them say “…well it was a BIG suitcase and I don’t know how long rigor mortis…” aaaand they were gone. :eek:
This happened many years ago, but it stuck with me. Two teenage guys overheard at the pastry counter of a supermarket, one of them contemplating a sign.