Says: “Swords, Not Nukes”.
Hell, I collect weirdass boxers.
I have one cristmassy one that says ‘ding a ling’ on the crotch and has bells for buttons. hehe.
I have one with little glow in the dark white hearts with the silhouette of a sexy devil woman on them.
I have one with smilin’ pumpkins.
I have one with Canada’s flag on each hip.
I have one that says ‘Prisoner of Love’ with a picture of a heart behind a cage. When you lift up the flap to get to lil’ Mnementh, there’s a key.
I have one with flames on it which has a heart on the crotch that say ‘too hot to handle’.
And several others.
I sewed together a clown costume for final day skiing. Lots of bells on it.
I have a faux fur leopard print bustier; zips up the front. Tres sexy. Spandex leopard jeans, too.
Faded old pair of flannel boxer shorts.
Turkish cotton picker pants. Huge, baggy B&W cotton things. My boyfriend hates them. :rolleyes:
Furry leopard print slippers from my friend Kim. I’m wearing them right now.
And pure silk thigh highs, of course.
Here ya go, Inky.
I have the dress that I made in my picture in my sig line from the people pages. I have a black cloak to go with it. My other dress is blue and I wear a black corset with it. All hand made by little ol’ me.
I also have a variety of christmas socks. Some with bells, that every body loves. (okay, so yeah, those socks are the reason people I am around can’t wait for New Years Eve)
I have a thing for mood rings too.
And every year for christmas I get my husband a new pair of boxers from the kids. This year he got the grinch.
Hmmm…nope can’t think of any…other than a few minor things…
~my full finger claw ring (at one point it was banned from my high school as a weapon. I wore it anyway.)
~Fairy wings
~flower wreath headpiece
~Chain mail head piece
~spiked collar
~Red dress-up corset
~Ren Faire outfit
~Red Princess dress
And when I go back to work my first paycheck is going for a pair of angel wings from Hot Topic… My blue velvet cloak is at a friend’s house (stupid clasp)…I’m also looking for elf ears.
I have my own Santa suit.
I have a t-shirt from landoverbaptist.com’s store that says “unsaved” in big bold letters across the front, and “landoverbapti$t.com” on the back.
I would like to get an entire Californio men’s outfit from the 1840’s made for me (or the parts bought, i have a booklet that tells where you can get the items), just because I think it’s rad, and it would be a nifty halloween outfit to wear. There is also a seamstress in Monterey who does period clothing.
I am dying to get one of the dresses from the movie Titanic. I even have a long fringed shawl like the one Rose wears in the Flying Scene.
When I get my Xmas pics developed, I’m gonna scan it and send that one in to the People Pages.
I’ve got a few t-shirts with the design from the “Twister” game spinner on them, some Charlie Brown t-shirts (yellow with the black zigzag), and a big (16" tall) poofy hat that looks like a glass of Guinness, which you can buy here, if you’re so inclined. I’m wearing it to go bar-hopping on St. Patrick’s day. So much more stylish than wearing green, I’m thinking.
I might know where to find you those elf ears, and I love Hot Topic. They have a dress that I adore, but have to wait for. Really sucks.
E-mail me Medea and I might be able to hook you up, but then you have to tell me where you got your stuff. 
Got me a pair of Gene Simmons/Kiss slippers. They resemble Gene’s boots (silver beasty-looking suckers with red eyes). Got them as a gag gift–very snazzy indeed.
Can I see 'em? (wwnn, etc)
And Crunchy: A friend of mine made a vest (modified the vest, actually) and bowtie out of very loud Hawaiian shirt-type fabric to go with his black tux, and wore them to Prom (with flip-flops). The vest was rented along with the tux, BTW…I don’t know what they said when he tried to return it in its altered state.
I have some Arkansas Razorback Hog slippers. They were a wedding gift from my husband (hey, we were poor, we’d eloped, and they were on sale at Wal-Mart).
I also have this Little Red Dress that I bought for the Chicago DopeFest last May. I think I looked pretty good in it. IMHO, clothing that I actually look good in qualifies as “novelty clothing.”
I have this entire outfit complete with maracas, which I had hand-made for me by a local seamstress who probably thought I was off my nut. I did this for halloween the same year the movie came out, but just can’t bring myself to throw the damn outfit away.
I even went so far as getting a semi-professional makeup artist to make sure my bald cap was properly fitted & green paint correctly applied.
What? You still haven’t clicked on the link? Well don’t expect me to just tell you what it is.
I have a black t-shirt with a picture of a beheaded knight and a little white rabbit with blood all over it’s mouth, emblazoned with the words, “killer rabbit, run away! run away!” which I received for Christmas from my father last year.
Also for Christmas last year, my friend Beth presented me with a black t-shirt with the words, “I’d rather be masturbating” in white.
I have a monk’s robe, which incidentally was the only digital picture I had of myself when I decided to submit to the People of the Straight Dope pages:
http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/bumbazine.html
I also have mallard slippers someone gave me for Christmas one year. The duck’s head is on the toe.
I have (had, actually) all kinds of cereal t-shirts. (Lucky Charms, Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, etc…) Someone stole them all from me I think. Bastard.
When you’re as fat as me, it’s ALL “novelty clothing!”
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