…no I’m not talking sex stuff. Sorry Diane.
I only own one thing. Homer simpson slippers. Two perfect homer heads and you slip your foot into his mouth and wear his head on your feet. I love those things.
Scarlet and Grey [sub]and black[/sub] Ohio State University Buckeye-flage pants. I wear them on the last day of skiing or boarding every season.
I have my cool Fred Durst-like red cap with Porn Star written on the front and a big ole’ ‘69’ on the back.
Perhaps the pj pants I’m wearing now: blue with clodes and flying pigs! They ROCK!
My necklace from the movie Anastasia…it came with one of my Anastasia Dolls. I don’t wear it, but I keep it.
I have Mr. Potato Head and silk Mickey Mouse boxers. Felix the Cat socks. I also have a barbell for my tongue piercing that has small dice on the ends.
I have rainbow toe socks. They are kewl. They keeps my tootsies warm too.
I have a million pairs of toe socks; they’re all I wear.
This very nice, but strange and misguided boy, once stole a cheerleading outfit from his high school for me. And it fits me perfectly. I wore it once on Halloween, and haven’t found a good excuse since then to wear it again.
You decide novelty or not. I participate in a sport which can best be described as SCA for the 19th century but with guns. http://members.home.com/morgrandall/images/desperados.jpg
I don’t own any novelty stuff myself, but for the past eight years I’ve given my dad a bizarre neckties for Fathers Day. It’s become a bit of a tradition, and the next day he must wear it, so every year the poor guy walks into work wearing a hula girl or garishly colored Peter Max or Gerry Garcia design tie.
“Let me guess, your kid got you that!?”
“Yep!”
“He colorblind?”
Which reminds me, I’d better start looking for this years present pretty soon. Anybody know where I can find one of those M.C. Escher ties I’ve seen floating around?
I have this cool 3’ tall Cat in the Hat hat … it even reverses to be a 3’ tall Uncle Sam top hat …
I love it !!!
I’ve got a black pirate shirt and a tight black chenille T-shirt hanging around somewhere.
I have Winnie the Pooh, Tweety and Mickey Mouse socks, Winne the Pooh, Piglet and Tigger, Scooby Do, Garfield and Tweety bird panties. I also have socks with white Kitty Cats on them!
I also have rubber ducky pajamas, and Pooh and Tigger jammies! They’re SOOOO warm!
I really want a pair of fishnet stockings and a pair of red and black plaid tights.
I’ve got a cloak but a friend of mine made that so…
Oh! Two sets of days-of-the-week underwear 
with witty little sayings on them [ie: “Slow Monday” is a pedestrian crosswalk sign with a person dragging themself across the street; “Lazy Sunday” has coffee, donuts, and a newspaper].
I have a set of underwear marked not with days of the week, but with SEASONS OF THE YEAR. I bought them from dELIA*S just because of the implications of that…
I don’t know if my “mood jacket” counts as novelty, since it was actually made to be a real tuxedo jacket. I’ll have to dig up the link and post it here later so those who aren’t familiar with it can judge for themselves.
Found the link. Here’s my mood jacket:
http://home.att.net/~jskellogg/lynda/linda28.htm
i have a scooby doo and eeyore wardrobe.
I have a somewhat worn pair of Twister boxers.
[sub]The Milton Bradley game, not the Jan de Bont film.[/sub]
…well that just sounds uncomfortable!
I have some Jerry Bear and some Smiley Face socks.