Oxymoron of the Millennium

I’d like to elicit Straight Dopers’ choices for Oxymoron of the Millennium.

Here’s my entry: compassionate conservative.

Balanced Budget


JB
Lex Non Favet Delictorum Votis

Straight Dope


Hell is Other People.

Millenium - 1999.


Nothing I write about any person or group should be applied to a larger group.

  • Boris Badenov

independent-thinking liberal

must-see tv

MPSIMS topic.

Marketing Intelligence.

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Creationist Scientist.

Hey. Somebody had to go there.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Alternative (as applied to music)

Okay, the label made sense at one time. It was an alternative to popular music. But now, Alternative is Pop…huh?

Microsoft Works

Oh that was good, pluto!

LMAO!


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

In my case: happily married.

German Humor

I vote for Pluto’s!! LMAO it’s a perfect one


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Resident alien.


Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Canned Seafood Chili

A Triple! (and the crowd roars!)


JB
Lex Non Favet Delictorum Votis

Govmint Worker

While : :Ducking rocks from working feds:: Oblio appologizes with …

Contractor Support

Ooops :: Ducking … ::

United Nations


YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA!

Peace keeping Forces


~tomorrow is promised to no one~