Mine stems from the generosity of Zette, she sent me a much needed Calculator… thanks again 
I just want to point out first that 4 people have messed up and not posted their sig on their first try. 
For my sig I just quoted one of my favorite song lines, and proclaimed my love for a purty girl.
Thanks, dantheman! Glad to help.
Oh, and another info tidbit…vB sigs are retroactive. The modification you made to your sig will reflect in all of your past posts (the posts with your sig turned on, of course).
I’ve always been a Jack Handy fan…
I usually only post mine once per thread. And here it is.
Michi
Here’s mine. Hope you like it.
My sig is stupid.
And so is its poster. :rolleyes:
Here’s one for those who don’t get enough acronyms in their day…
I usually only use it when I start a thread, or sometimes when I reply to a thread about books. My previous signature did duty for my first 1023 posts. It was "Work is the curse of the drinking classes.–Oscar Wilde).
Here’s mine.
Pssst Welfy, smooch
Yup… it’s true!
Truth is stranger than fiction (and makes for better sigs too).
You want me to expose my sig without the foreplay of a real post?
Well, okay . . . but, just so you know, this whole thing makes me feel dirty . . . Ya bunch o’ perverts!
Borrowed mine from House of Pain.
Sure, why not? I should change this sometime. Or shorten it or something. But I like it all so much. Narf!
Here’s mine.
If only someone could have translated my post.
Adam Sandler Meets That Weird McDonald’s Incident from Last Month.
But first, a selection of previous sigs…
All Hail Unca Cecil, or the next best thing available!
Everything I really need to know I read in the Communist Manifesto. 
pad pad pad…
I don’t remeber the exact wording of my first sig, but it was something along the lines of “If it’s smaller, slower or dumber than me, it’s lunch until proven otherwise.”
Then I switched to
:eek::D:eek: Now what?
Which could be interpreted a number of ways, I guess.
My current sig reflects my feelings towards those residents of Japan who feel they must change seats when I sit down near them in trains or other places: