Pan-fried Semen

Factual Questions
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Bad news;
I developed this fetish while working in a frying pan factory. It was a popular activity on graveyard shift.
You know those labels that are stuck inside the pan? Check out the “glue”.

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Originally posted by Mudshark
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Unfortunately, we couldn’t get any donors. (Now that I think of it, where were you on that one, Mudshark? You could have volenteered. And I could have found a pan)! But now we know! God bless, mangeogre. You and your pan.

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I’m glad my 800th post went to this thread.

And for the sake of not posting for the sole purpose of pointing that out, I say you call the cullinary treat you’ve created comelettes.

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Yeah, I was in on that, and I do have an old frying pan that no one ever uses.
I did volunteer, but you need more than one volunteer to make an omlette, you know.

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I cannot believe no one as asked mangeorge to try a sample in the microwave yet. How bout it sweetie…give it another go to educate the ignorant masses?

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Oh… just stick it all in the microwave.

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Microwaved semen?

ewww.

[sub]If anyone wants me to donate, I’m willing.[/sub]

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Er… Actually, if you’re gonig to make that comparison then an egg is a chicken’s period. More tea vicar?

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Chicken menstruation :eek:
But it does taste good on toast.

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Hey, I did my part (“did” my “part” heh). Now it’s somebody else’s turn.
Besides, I should be saving up. Never know when I might get lucky, and I’m definitely not 19 anymore.

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Do you think it is possible to change the taste of semen to something nice like chocolate? What would a man have to eat and how much?
The omelettes would taste better too!

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I volunteer to eat nothing but chocolate for a month. But who’s going to taste-test it? :smiley:

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I volunteer to personally taste-test Q.E.D.'s semen. Repeat testing available, until all doubt is removed.

Let it never be said that I won’t do my part for science!

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Right, now who’s up for menstrual bloodblack puddings black puddings?

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“Pan-fried Semen”, BAND NAME!

I know the band-name thing has run its course here, but still, I just had to do it.

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smells like rotten almonds. or clorox, if you like. yes, taht’s commercial floor wash for you.

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My god. I was wondering this exact question last night.

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Sing it brother, it was all down hill for me after 21.

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I didn’t need the butter clarified.

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You’re all goddamn sick.

Hmm . . . All-Clad or T-Fal?