Does this need more salt?
ewwww
At least semen would be freshly produced.
Figured I’d bring this apparently way-dead thread back to life, as it’s entertaining enough and I have something to contribute.
I read in Penthouse once (in the only issue I’ve read, actually) that the more red meat is in the man’s diet, the better the semen tastes.
Anyone willing to try this out and test fried semen made by a red meat eater?
:::raises hand:::
I volunteer to taste any and all samples.
I’ll volunteer to provide samples, if you live anywhere nearby and are willing to use your own pan. It would also be a bit less awkward if you were around my age (I’m 17).
OK, all together now:
“Let’s feed it to Mikie - he’ll eat ANYTHING!”
How appropriate that this was for LIFE cereal - one can stretch the analogy to our sauteed manjuice…
Mikie, I’ve got some tube steak you can sample, but you’ve got to work for the gravy.
By the way, Mikie, you’re female, right?
…Right?
You make sure the people in the current vegan/carnivore debate are aware of this factoid.
Sorry.
Although, if interested, I can be in San Diego in a couple of hours…
That’s alright. I wouldn’t be able to do it today, anyway. And now that I think about it, it would be a bit difficult to work out, even if you were female.
Imagine the conversation with my parents:
“See you later.”
“Where are you going?”
“To fry some of my semen in a pan with someone I met on the Internet.”
I wonder if semen falls under the Atkin’s Diet…
BAM!
“I don’t feel right about cooking with the pan we’re using to kill people with.” – Eating Raoul
Frying semen is just…wrong.
Egg Drop Soup, OTOH…
So what sort of condoments would you use for this delicacy?
next up:
SPERM POACHING
followed by a special report:
How to avoid microwave splatter
“Spoo” is obviously “Spunky Poo” abbreviated. It would be a hard ingredient to deep fry, maybe some sort of batter would be involved…
You had to bring down the tone didnt you Mockingbird 
I’ve heard about these kinds of parties before…
I think he should double-dip it in chocolate and sell it as a novelty candy.
On a Very Special Episode of “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.”
I was torn between using MoO’sWK and “Daktari,” do you think I made the right choice?