Pan-fried Semen

IF you can think of it someone else is trying to sell it

Check these out

http://www.semenex.com/

http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

:confused:

This board brings me so much joy. :slight_smile: (The Velocity of Flatulence and now this…men are capable of such charming conversation.)

This is all pretty gross, peeps.

You probably didn’t realize it if you have a pop up remover on your browser, but one of those links brought up a pop up that was definitely NOT worksafe. Just thought I’d say something before someone clicks it at work :slight_smile:

Jon

Do you find blowjobs disgusting as well? :stuck_out_tongue:

Holy Mother of God. Just when I thought I’d seen everything.

<twitch>

Pretty damn funny though. :slight_smile:

But I’ll never be able to eat an omelette at the caf at work again…

One question!

Did you cum in a sample jar, or straight in a hot frying pan?
Just curious!

Well! You’re pretty cheeky, aren’t you.
:wink:

Oh my.

This is clearly the raddest thread I’ve ever seen. My millenium is made.

A new tongue twister:

Broiled buttered baby batter.

You’ll shoot your eye out.

I predict a rather confused Easter Bunny this year.

I think there’s some Japanese porno movie where they already did this…

Or maybe it was making a salsa…can’t remember.

(By which I mean to say “Welcome to the SDMB.”)

I’ve done just this and all I find are references to the Latin word lamella, roughly meaning ‘small thin plate’. What am I missing?

When I was a young man (About 56 years ago) my girlfriend liked me to come in a bowl of tapioca pudding and the she would eat it. She really loved it that way.

Gee, that really makes me miss 1948.

This place never ceases to amaze/baffle me.

Frankly, I prefer to consume semen raw and fresh.
And it kind of acts like egg whites if you get it in water. Ever see it in the bathtub?