Honey is bee vomit.
Under my clothes, I’m naked.
Eggs are a chicken’s menstrual cycle. In other words, bodily waste.
Not only that, but they are a single cell. An ostrich egg is a 1.5kg cell. The largest single cell in the world (and dinosaurs had even bigger eggs!)
Not quite. Cecil wrote about it a long time ago.
Eating an apple is kind of like eating an ovary.
If we meet intelligent aliens and they don’t wear clothes, will we force them to?
The white cream in Oreo’s is sugar mixed with lard.
Not if they’re hot.
Alcohol is yeast piss.
They may make us give up clothes.
Parmesan cheese and vomit kinda taste the same.
A man won’t mind if he is groped by a good looking woman, but the reverse isn’t true for women.
Someone once told me that he doesn’t like outgoing people and that he would rather hangout with introverts. Yet he is an introvert himself and doesn’t actively pursue other introverts. I wonder how makes new friends.
Not anymore; they use canola, palm, and/or soybean oil now.
Good to know. I buy a lot of sugar free Oreo’s for my wife (she’s diabetic).
The thought of all the billions of other organisms riding around on or inside me makes me a bit woozy.
Flowers are plant genitalia. How would you like to have yours cut off and put in a bowl?
I have once seen a cite that the number of other living organisms in your body outnumber your own cells? Can anyone confirm (or deny)?
Black pudding is made from congealed blood.
My milk comes from cow tits.
A woman will mind if she is groped by a bad looking man. Well I don’t blame her.
We’re all light.