Every molecule in our bodies was once part of an exploding star.
Not if they meet Rush Limbaugh.
My point exactly.
You beat me to it so I’ll just add a quote from the other Rush:
“I am made from the dust of the stars and the oceans flow in my veins.”
Thank you for showing me something else to add to my “Things I want to un-know” list.
I often thought this. What pervert did this begin with? Why? Why did we copy him?
How many balloons have you seen, that have been filled with Oxygen?
(Really think about it for a second.)
I’ve seen a balloon filled with acetylene. --But not for long.
Spiders have transparent blood. Cuttlefish have W-shaped pupils and green blood, because it has copper instead of iron.
I had read that bit about the spiders before.
The Cuttlefish thing? That’s, very interesting. That almost made me forget about what hen eggs are.
almost. :mad:
Horseshoe crabs also have greenish blue blood, and are often “milked” for their blood for scientific research because of it’s unique properties.
Particularly timely for this time of year:
That pollen all over your car?
It’s plant spooje.
Not really. You’d be more accurate if you said “Every atom in our bodies was once part of an exploding star”.
Edith Bunker: Archie, how would you like a tongue sandwich for your lunch today?
Archie: No! I won’t eat anything that came out of a cow’s mouth!
Edith: How about a hard-boiled egg, then?
Archie: Much better!
This reminded me of a quote from, iirc, The Cosby Show, where they were serving cow’s tongue; “I don’t want to taste something that can taste me back!!”
S^G
Many men call their penises cocks, after male birds, yet male birds do not have penises.
You can cage a swallow, can’t you, but you can’t swallow a cage, can you?
A Sentence palindrome.
My family is 100 percent Jewish - yet I don’t remotely look like someone from the Middle East (I had light blond hair until I was 5; I have relatives with light brown, blonde and red hair and with blue and green eyes and small pointed noses.) The only reasonable explanation for this is that there were a lot of Jewish women who were raped. Hundreds and hundreds of years of European rapists diluting the bloodline, which was originally Semitic. This means that I am the descendant of dozens and dozens of various warlike rapists from all over Europe. (They must have been handsome rapists, too.)
Not to cast aspersions on your ancestors, but I presume you’re coming to that conclusion because Jewish women are somehow biologically incapable of having extra-marital affairs?
It’s possible but I highly doubt it. In most of Europe, Jews lived in villages or ghettos that were separate from everyone else. The social difference between Jews and Christians would have made it unlikely for a Gentile man to cross paths with a Jewish woman in that way. And the widespread rape of Jews during the Crusades and many other times throughout history is well documented.
Cheese is rotten milk. That’s not the part that makes me goes “hmm”, just “yuck”.
The “hmmm” part is : how did we get into eating it ? Who was the first guy who, seeing a tub of congealed rot thought : “That’s what’s for dinner !”, and how did that guy reproduce/spread the idea ?
Times must have been hella lean, back then.
Yeah, you could say the same thing about lutefisk. Fish soaked in lye!
My ankle is sore and swollen because I had a cut and some tiny little animals who got into it are shitting into my blood and skin tissues.
Bleah.